 RosutoKi-chan 2009-06-07 . chapter 1KAWAII! ^_^! Ki-chan is going to stalk other yaoi couples now! *Poofs Away*
Aang: . . . Do you think we should stop her?
Zuko: No . . . The He-Who-Must-Not-Be-Named, Lord Voldemort, or whatever other names this guy has, he got both his legs broken by that nut-job. Aang, I don't want you to get hurt . . .
Aang: O_O SHE REALLY DID THAT!?
Harry: I was there! She smashed both his legs in one blow!
Zuko: Who the heck are you?
Harry: You know? The boy-who-lived? Savior of Hogwarts? Tri-Wizard Champion?
Aang: No . . .
Harry: I'M BLOODY HARRY POTTER YOU IDIOTS!
Zuko: Yeah . . . never heard of you.
Voldemort: That's gotta be a blow to your ego. *Comes in on a wheel-chair*
Harry: >_> SHUDDUP! At least I HAVE a nose, AND HAIR, AND I'M SEXYER THEN YOU-
Voldemort: *Takes out wand* I DARE YOU TO SAY THAT AGAIN!
Harry: Okay, YOUR AN UGLY SON OF A BANSHEE!
Aang: OH!
Zuko: BURN! *Snaps fingers and they spark a bit*
Voldemort: Bloody Harry, didn't that mother of yours teach you some manners? OH WAIT! I KILLED HER XD!
Harry: *Eyes start to water* THANKS FOR REMINDING ME! T_T *Sulks in EMO Corner*
Aang: That was mean! >_>
Zuko: Dude, I know your suppost to be the bad-** dark lord here, but that's going to far.
Voldemort: OH, NOW I'M THE BAD GUY?!
Aang: Actually you are! :D
Voldemort: AVADA KADVBRA!
Aang: And you smell funny!
Voldemort: AVADA KADAVBRA! (DIE DAMMIT!)
Aang: And you REALLY need to get a tan!
Voldemort: *Throws dynomite at Aang, yet it dosen't work* DIE FOR DAMN'S SAKES!
*Meanwhile where Ki-chan is*
Ki-chan: *Behind bushes* Ki-chan has a camra! SH!
Tobi: *Is standing behind bush* HI KI-CHAN- MFF!- *Gets pulled in bushes*
Ki-chan: SH! Tobi must be quiet, Tobi is a good boy!
Tobi: Why is Ki-chan hiding here anyway?
Ki-chan: If we are not seen, we catch people doing weird things!
Tobi: TOBI WANTS TO SEE WEIRD THINGS :D!
Ki-chan: *Cover's Tobi's mouth* You will if your only quiet!
*Someone walks in*
Naruto: BELIVE IT!
Sasuke: Can you get ANY more annoying dobe!
Naruto: Hey your the one who called me out here in the first place *Pouts cutely* . . .
Sasuke: Urg *Fighting away blush* . . . Anyway, theres something I need to tell you . . . *Is blushing*
Naruto: YOUR BLUSHING! Sasuke? BLUSHING?! Ha! It's like your trying to give someone a love confession! IF YOU DID THAT TO ME THAT WOULD BE JUST AWKWARD! I wonder why the fangirls want that though? I mean! I'd be caught dead before I'm with you! Well I have to go! Ja-ne (Bye)! *Naruto Leaves*
Sasuke: *Is depressed* *Sigh*
Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY KI-CHAN! D:
Ki-chan: IF TOBI IS SUCH A GOOD BOY THEN HOW CAN TOBI FORGET THE DAMN LENSE CAP ON THE VIDEO CAMRA! WE COULD'VE POST THIS ON YOUTUBE!
Sasuke: O_O Uh . . . how long where you there?
Ki-chan: **! O_O
Tobi: TOBI IS A GOOD BOY! TOBI AND KI-CHAN WHERE HERE FOR THE WHOLE SCENE WHERE YOU GOT REJECTED WITHOUT NARUTO EVEN KNOWING YOU FEELINGS BECAUSE TOBI IS A GOOD BOY :D!
Ki-chan: O_O MC DONALDS! *Transforms into a Big Mac*
Big Mac: THE GIRL YOU ARE LOOKING FOR HAS POOFED AWAY! I'M JUST A REGUAL BIG MAC!
Sasuke: Good because I'm hungery! *Smirk*
Big Mac: ER! . . . I'M POSION! LEAVE ME BE! DON'T EAT KI-CHAN!
Sasuke: HA! I KNEW IT!
Ki-chan: *Transforms from burger* O_O Well, time for plan B! RUN AWAY TOBI! *Runs*
Tobi: WAIT FOR TOBI KI-CHAN! *Runs after Ki-chan*
Sasuke: GET BACK HERE! *Gets out a chainsaw*
Tobi: TOBI HAS A CHAINSAW TOO! *Takes out a chainsaw five times bigger than Sasuke's*
Sasuke: W . . . T . . . F O_O.
END OF ROLE PLAY XD |