An excerpt from the HumanChild Standard English Dictionary:


Main Entry:
mag·nif·i·cent Listen to the pronunciation of magnificent
Pronunciation:
\-sənt\
Function:
adjective to describe the default state of albe-chan
Date:
15th century

1: great in fic or exalted in prose —used only of former famous writers 2: marked by stately grandeur and lavishness in description and written style3: sumptuous in structure and adornment ; broadly : strikingly beautiful or impressive 4: impressive to the mind or spirit : sublime 5: exceptionally fine
synonyms see grand
— mag·nif·i·cent·ly adverb

Yeah, I checked, your little black and white photo was right under this entry too. Oddness.

really really hot! great work!

Two of my favorite things in one place! You rock, seriously.

YES! OMG that was FUCKING amazing, Allison!! And you thought you could never compare to us? Whatever, you're ONE of us! I bow down to you *bows* you are so brilliant! Queen of smut is what you are, hehe.
Ohh, isn't it strange how all of the kinky sexy smutty stuff happens with these two in Amsterdam? I am SOO going there someday, hopefully so I can catch them in the act ^^ oh that would be the day, eh? ANyways, you did it perfectly! I love love love loved it with all my heart mind and soul! You should so do another sometime. Love you my dear!


xoxo,

Utah.

Alrighty, then! I received your frantic request to read and review, and I jumped on it like the Sugarhill Gang! I'm supposing that the prompt our little miss Utah sent your way was 'control'. Ah, yes, 'control'. There was a time where *I* had been entrusted to write something dirty under that prompt, and I tried, I really did. I got about 500 words in, though- Ryan was going crazy with sexy want and losing his control and about to jerk himself off in the bathroom, because Sergey (who was not actually with him at that point in their relationship) was being a major effing tease and flirting and walking around being overtly hot and wearing his little fedora and just freaking Ryan the fuck out- for some reason it died. I got distracted by other pieces that needed writing, like updates for Dead Time, as well as planning for my fast-approaching Euro-trip, so sadly, that little smutty vignette for 'Control' never got finished and Utah was forced to find someone new to follow through for her, where I failed. HOWEVER! I am *so* glad that she handed it over to you because you did a fantastic job. I thought it was very hot. I mean, this is the sort of story I gotta start waking up to more often, lol. Also, I thought you did an excellent job in keeping with whatever Amsterdam-fic-canon-verse that the other Sergyan writers have already established for the archive. Heh. It's so funny how we're turning complete fiction into CANON, just for this fandom. Love it. Sort of like pioneers of the fic-world, lmao.
I loved this a LOT. Very steamy, nice and uber slashy, what more could a fan girl want? Nothing. Now we're going to go to the judging panel on this one:

HB: Judges? Thoughts on 'Losing Control', by albe-chan?

Ryan, *looking rather flustered*: Uhm...who did you- when did- How? I, uh...WHAT?

Serge, *snickering* *leans over and whispers to Ryan*: That girl has out New Year's night pegged...like...down to everything! That's hysterical, if you ask me!

Ryan, *looking pale*: It's NOT hysterical! Now all my fans are gonna know you were trying to suck me off under the table while I was trying to be all professional, and, and...*face in hands*

Serge, *smiling* :What he MEANS to say is, "10 out of 10!" *grabs little score card for emphasis, bearing a '10'*

HB, *sympathetic voice* :Ryan, you okay?

Ryan, *wails* :No! I don't care how spot-on and suitably graphic that hot hot sex that me and Serge had was! Now everyone's gonna see it and know!

HB: Don't be upset! To be fair, everyone had already guessed you guys were secretly banging LONG before ANY Sergyan slash started cropping up in the archive. Really. Anyway, you make a cute couple, don't they girls?

SupernaturalPapaya: *nods*

Banshi13: *nods*

Headcaase: *nods*

HumanChild: *nods*

albe-chan: *nods*

HB: See? You guys are great, just as slash-tastic and strung-out and Amsterdammy as you are!

Serge, *laughing uncontrollably*

Ryan, *miserable* :I want my lawyers to look in on this fan fiction website...and, and...WAIT, WHAT?! 'SERGYAN?!' WTF IS THAT?!?!

HB: Duh, it's your 'ship name, so dubbed by HumanChild. Now everyone says it.

Ryan: 'Ship' name?

Serge: You know, like, 'relation-ship', it's a fic thing, you wouldn't understand. ANYWAY, every celebrity couple ends up getting one of those, you know, like, 'Brangelina', etc. I think ours is kinda cute, actually.

Ryan: YOU'RE SUPPORTING THIS MADNESS?

Serge, *shrug* : If you can't beat 'em, join 'em.

Ryan, *plotting revenge* :Oh, I'll beat 'em alright...

Heh. I guess THAT'S what the judging panel had to say. All we need are some back up dancers, and we've got ourselves a show!

Sergey, *muffled, in the background* : I can dance...

Allison, baby, I love you for this, don't hate on your ficcage, I very much enjoyed it. You're Sergyan is Just as great as all the other Sergyan, and even better because of the GRAPHIC SEX that we all know and love. Heh. Keep writing it, and an OFFICIAL great big welcome to our little PS community and archive, little lady.

HB out!~