Haha! That was EPIC.

I take it this takes place AFTER Bruce Wayne is vaporized?

I never knew Alfred was that bold.

So hard to get good help these days!

Thanks for the laughs. Excellent work.

Tom A.

- So very wrong.

- So, I guess after working for Wayne all those years, Doom is a cakewalk for old Alfred...

- Well done.

oh that was too funny! Nice little one shot, thanks for posting it.

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ROTFLMAO!

I've never felt sorry for Doom before, but now...

You know, I can't help feeling that Alfred would kinda enjoy that...

Alfred rapped the midsection of Doom’s torso. "And you smuggled out a muffin top."

ROFL!! So wrong! And yet, Doom is very Doom-like. XD

BWAH! Priceless.

Hahaha! Brilliant! Alfred is so snarky, and the image of him cutting von Doom down a peg is so awesome, "You cut a deal, didn't you?" and "Is this one of those affairs that requires a safeword?" I adore his 'impeccable eyebrows.' I did catch a typo, though. In "And you'll blame it's failure on a defective robot again," the "it's" shouldn't have an apostrophe. :) Doom in all his gone-to-seedness and denial is excellent, "That was the only reason for the creak of protest from his seat." You did such a great job portraying him and Alfred both. Thanks for writing and posting!

Alfred’s awesomeness IS cannon.

Alfred and Doom, sounds like a new sitcom, a creepy one at that. Nice to see Alfred isn't intimidated by Doom, Alf's not the kind of guy to take anything from anyone, including Batman, so why should Doom be any different?