Hello everyone. Yeah it's me again, Pillar of Winter here.

I'm just here to apologize to all the writers here on fanfiction that I have flamed out of immaturity and stupidity. I've learned that acting like a mindless monkey gets me nowhere in life, but only creates problems for me to ** about and blame others for. I've learned that when you flame someone, you should prepare to get flamed back and take it like a man. Apparently I'm incapable of doing that. I couldn't handle the critical and true reviews from other harder working and FAR more deserving writers than I, and on top of that I am an idiot with no moral compass that tries to play the victim. I left anonymous reviews on my terrible stories just to cover up the truth about me which is:

-I'm an unoriginal cry baby that shouldn't be allowed back on this site.

-I take people's reviews, combine them, and then call them my "original flames". Yes, I know that is plagiarism.

-I use other people's screennames without their permission to give myself fake praise. I also use their names to flame other stories so people won't know it's me doing it.

-I create multiple accounts to make it look like someone is supporting me, but they're not.

-I created an imaginary imposter so I could have someone to blame when people got upset with my flaming their stories.

-I'm two-faced.

-I copy other people's work word for word, only changing character names and try to pass the stories off as my own. Plagiarism again.

-I'm a hardcore hypocrite.

-I keep telling everyone I'm leaving fanfiction for fictionpress, yet I come back here and still update which makes me a liar.

I'M SORRY TO EVERYONE ON FANFICTION! Feel free to send me hate mail. I deserve every bit of it because I'm a no talent douchebag. You can use any of my account names. They are:
- This Account No Longer Exists
- This Account is Banned
- This Account is Banned Forever
- Bring Back Pillar of Winter
- Flamess2
and
- Lollipop King.


I do have more accounts but I am going to keep those secret since I still like to FLAME AND BLAME, just not as much as before.

Thank you for your time.
The REAL Pillar of Winter

a 7 out of 10 and WTF?!

lmao, i love this! update soon, i wanna read more! :D

You are a GENIUS!

OMG, lol! i'm lovin this, this is awesome! I really can hardly wait for the update. You write with confidence, something i greatly admire ^^

Good luck on the update!
~MK

Haha Kenny's all LAWL upon seeing Kyle...it's great XD And I love his southern accent!! I always put on a southern accent when I try to imitate him.

-mana

Yay, a quick update! :) Hope you update again soon!

ZOMG!! I love this story. I mean there just isn't enough stories about Kyle working at Raisins...its such a pity...Update soon :D

Kenny working at Raisins...that's PERFECT!

-mana

lol at the end of chapter 1, looking forward to the next chapter :)

lmao!!
I can't wait to see the rest.
I'm not big on K2, but this seems spifftacular.

xD OMG. Hehehe at the ending xD. Yeah, I like it. It's kinda odd seeing Kenny talk though and actually being able to read what he's saying! I'm so used it "Mm-umm-umm-umm-um-uh!"s xD.

i love this!
oh my god.. KYLE WAS DRESSED UP AS A GIRL?!
XD
?!?!?!
Thats FREAKING halariouss!!
I love it!
hurry, Update soon!
This is good :D

OH MY GOD!

Absolutly fantastic opening for the story! i love anyforms of cross dressing and i was not, at all, expecting this to be a cross dressing sort of fic, i should have got the hint with the breakfast scene, but still. Fantastic! i hope to see another chapter of this fanfic soon!