Haha, I guess Harry doesn't mind being a big hairy beast as long as he's Draco's big hairy beast. Lucius and Narcissa were cracking me up.

... What the eff was that?! 8DD

This was amazing... I can't believe you made Lucius yell "Now I can rule the world!" X3


Gaawds. I love this. X3
-Minikimii

Aw how cute! i love it!
haha you will RULE THE WORLD WITH THIS STORY! love it!

hehe, i just lose that fact that Draco can complain about his parents weird sexal activities while he's quite glad to collar up Harry :D
Great story

This so screams for a sequel to cover the next few hours :D

Good one! This was fun.

Well, I think this is the funniest story of yours that I've ever read. I very much enjoyed it.
~Ani

Your portrayal of Lucius & Narcissa reminds me strongly of the artwork of makani on deviantart - still madly in love and traumatizing Draco with smooches.

Oh dear…I loved this crack fic XD It was quite interesting and well written. Blaise and Draco? Why does everyone insist on that Dx. Lol oh well, it ended happily with my favorite couple. Draco’s parent’s scared me on more then one occasion, but I loved their crackishness none the less. Draco’s gone awry house elf was a great contribution to the plot. I loved when Harry came back and I loved the last line so much. I’m still laughing about it. Another great one!

♥Midnight Mourner♥
♥They'll never♥
♥know who I am♥

Yay for crack indeed =D we had the horny Malfoys and their kinky BDSM dungeons, the "elfin paparazzi", Harry turning into a random beast... and then it all ends nicely on a comment about a collar :)

This fic really amused and entertained me - it was random, indeed, and very cracky, really fun and very very cute at the end!

Well done!

I loved this! I just couldn't stop smiling ^^

^__^I seriously love Lucius and Narcissa! So crazy in love~
Love your characterization of everyone. Even the house elves. Haha. I'd love if there was a sequel of the engagement and more Lucius and Narcissa freaking Draco and Harry out. XDXD

It was written well, and Lucius and Narcissa were hilarious!

this is so lovely! :)
I really enjoyed reading it and couldn't stop laughing at some scenes. just hilarious!
though this Blaise-thing is a little distracting.


whatever, awesome awesome story!

Love the ending. *g*
The kiss scene was a bit unrealistic: Harry didn't even respond and Draco still thought it the best kiss of his life. Well.
Narcissa and Lucius are great.
Creature fics aren't my cup of tea, but Harry's cute.
All in all, a little too cute and fluffy, but a nice read!