well... that was random...

Oh my God, I almost wet myself laughing at this. This story is absolutely hysterical! I will have to keep an eye on my washing machine and make sure he doesn't start swearing in German. :D

This was the funniest story I've read in a long time. If you ever need German swear words, just PM, I am fluent. :)

Bravo! Instant favorite! :)

Yva

Very amusing, haha. Nice job.

Just hilarious...love the garbage disposal who swore in German.

Haha, cute and entertaining, probably with my favorite bit being the various personalities. I'm surprised she put up with it for so long though, I need a bit of privacy in life from my appliances. Though hell, there are certainly times I could use a few more hours in a day.

Adorable!

That was hilarious! I love the coffee machine & the dryer!

Excellent writing skills! I was so drawn from one paragraph to the next, I was rather sad when there was no more. The deal-brokering between Jareth was simply marvelous! (And made me laugh incessantly.) Great story, I'd love to read some more. Keep up the good work!

oh, oh goodness. i died laughing. what i wouldn't give for a barry white - possessed coffee machine!

You are a vewry interesting writer. Good story. Keep smiling. :-)

Oh, that's just too hilarious! What an absolutely delightful read. Your animated household appliances are simply stupendous (the French-swearing coffee table at the end was just fabulous). Thank you for vastly improving my Monday morning. [grin]

I loved it. Made me giggle and snort, especially the Barry White coffee machine. I have a feeling that in real life they would be the same.
Thank you for writing this!!

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Loved the boyfriend who needed therapy because he got eaten by a couch, the J/S, and the nice use of french at the very end. I would go on further, but less is more, and let's just leave it at this - YOU ROCK!

Welcome back. ;)