*LAUGHS* Oh, I've been looking for this one! I read it months ago and forgot to note the title, and have been digging through the archives all week trying to find it back. Google searches are apparently useless on FFN. Ah, well.

Excellent story! I love seeing the fourth wall broken, and for all that we love that hat, it was hillarious to see its poor ego punctured like that. Elphaba just doesn't do sentimental, but it was great to see her tease her husband like that :D

Thanks very much. Great read.

I vote Fiyero's pants. End of story.

Both the video and this story are the most amazing things on the face of the planet.
Every other line had me cracking up!
I really loved this! :D

*snort* Your sense of humor is awesome. I love it, I love this.

One word: Epic. You should do a sequel! Like, Wheelchair vs. Broom or something. It's fun when objects are characters.

This is fabulous. It needed to be done- I think I've only read one other story that references the pants..."the butt of Butz..." brilliant.

Someone finally wrote a fic on the TWP's. And I am proud. :D

And because we are both dirty dirty people, I shall spend this review going through the times I misread a statement. :P

"I just so happen to be on the head—no jokes, please. On top."
--;)

"The TWP swelled with importance."
--Purposeful? Or am I just perverted?

“And you were sitting in the seat like you’d been dumped there and your legs were spread and instead of your face the first thing presented to anybody looking at you was your—”
--I was snickering at the "your legs were spread".

"Fiyero reluctantly laid them on the bed and began to take off his own pants and the readership of this fic suddenly shot up remarkably (the fourth wall was never repaired, remember?).

No. Wait. That should have been written differently."
--Yes. It should have. You *knew* people like me would read this. ;)

"The hat shoved its point into the fourth wall, shattering it."
I know that statement means something! I know it! I just... don't know what. Ugh. =(

Anywho! I quite liked it. I'm glad the TWP's won, as they rightfully should have.

Best line:
Butt of Butz, if you're into punning.

I liked your arguments for the hat and the TWP's, too. =D

Toodleloo!
Yorkie

Wear those TWP proud Fiyero! I own TWO witches hats :P So I was rooting for TWP. *sigh* Gotta love those pants. And the pun :D Great chapter HCO :D

I believe that I may never stop laughing. Of course the tight white pants won out. All hail Fiyero's tight white pants. :P

--“Hear this, O Great Logo: While you may appear on all the posters, you’re nothing. Just a stock item at the party store for years. Generic. I, on the other hand, am exclusive to the musical. I appear upon the main heartthrob; I make his butt the beautiful and squeezable thing it is.--

You can't argue with that.

-- The very Butt of Butts. Butt of Butz, if you’re into punning.”--

Now, I just want to make myself a new icon. ;)

—-and I’ll probably never wear it again. It’s in awful condition too, and I don’t do sentimental, so…” And then, to the hat’s amazement, it found itself soaring across the room to the disposal pile.--

Although I hate to see the hat come to such an inglorious end, this is exactly how Elphaba would behave.

--“I don’t know what I was thinking when I bought them; as a matter of fact, I was probably drunk;--

That was what the sunglasses he was wearing in his first appearance were for, to cover up the blood-shot hangover eyes from when he went out partying and made the ill advised decision to buy the pants.

-- anyway, away, or the kids will—will—” --

...never be born if he keeps restricting blood flow to his important areas.

--“You were wearing these when your stupid cart almost killed me,” Elphaba reminisced. “And you were sitting in the seat like you’d been dumped there and your legs were spread and instead of your face the first thing presented to anybody looking at you was your—”--

I never thought of it that way.

-- The TWP’s figurative heart thumped madly as Fiyero reluctantly laid them on the bed and began to take off his own pants and the readership of this fic suddenly shot up remarkably--

You know I was just skimming the STANT when I saw the words "Fiyero pants off" and that's the only reason I backtracked to Tiggy's message with the link and ended up watching the video that inspired the story.

--despite Elphaba’s words, the Tight White Pants did, in fact, still fit, and perfectly too.--

Of course they did; they're magic pants.

--“There,” said Fiyero defiantly as he fastened them. “They’re back on. Now are you satisfied?”--

Of course not.

-- And so of course it was only a matter of time before they were off again,--

Of course.

Wonderfully funny story. I applaud you.

That was the funniest bit of nonsense I may have ever read! Loved it!

Tiggy dear led me to this video, and inspired me to finally write this story: http://w(dot)youtube(dot)com/watch?v=992F4U3m1XM
^^ I'm already smiling.

And I also happen to reside next to that particular area every moment of my wear
^^ *gulp*

Just a stock item at the party store for years. Generic
^^ I do have a Witch's hat.

The very Butt of Butts. Butt of Butz, if you’re into punning
^^ Ooh! Yes. I am very into punning...

“The fangirls love me.”
^^ We do.

“And I liked those pants,” Elphaba went on. “Pretty much the only thing about you, at first.” She tossed them to him. “Here—put them on.”
^^ YES!

I can't even pull lines from the rest of the fic, I was squeeing way too much.

WAY TOO MUCH.

Love it!

xoxox
Tiggy

HAHAHA! I loved both the video AND this...mostly this. Brilliant! TWP really are the butt of Butz...ahh, Norbert ;) I can't wait to read more from you!

-ILoVeWicked