HA! Yes, I do ship RRBxPPG but only a small few that actually could happen. This is now the cruel truth of what used to be a respected and loved pairing! Those people who write stories like this and mean them to be serious, are practically mocking people like me, and others who support them. Good for you, for showing them what's what!

how exactly can we leave a nice review if we didn't like your story at all?

no!

Dude, you are WAY too stereotypical. Get over yourself. Seriously, WTF is with the whole "she's blonde, so she has to be popular" thing?

your insane nothing like that would EVER happen

Lol! That's so true, almost all fics that ship RRB/PPG are like this. Hopefully the fanbrats can see that this is a parody, and don't take it too seriously. Although, it would give me reason to laugh at them more so than I usually do. ;)

Whew.
For one scary moment there I thought you lost your marbles. THen I looked at the first a/n and saw the genre. ^^
Mud with candy?! I get that maybe Butch could be mud and Bubbles could be candy, but... what was she thinking?
My only complaint is that there were not enough '1's in the place of exclaimation points. (Don't take that part seriously.)
Blossom wears loafers! Good one.
I am adding this to Favorites. (Even if you're gonna delete it.)
iMAJ ENN

I think writing parodies is a help, you need something to laugh at :-)

This was hilarious. I liked how it was more sarcastic than you're last review.

Wtf is this shit?! This is like the worst story ever written. Have you even watched the show? You should be banned from the internet because this story is so horrible! I would rather eat the rotten scrotum of a flea-bitten, rabid skunk then read this stupid story again!

You totally got all the pairings wrong! Like omg, how the fuck could you fucking pair Blossom up with Boomer?! UCK! Or Brick!? EW!! God everyone knows the right pairings are:

Blossom x Butch
Brick x Bubbles
Buttercup x Boomer

Like GEEZ are you THAT RETARDED?! Go to hell!!1! And omg Mojo was in this story? Wtf he's a fucking monkey, I don't want to read about a fucking monkey in a romance. GOD! This story sucks more than a Chinese masseuse crossbred with a Dirt Devil. Have you even seen the show?

Omg and Bubbles would never EVER buy anything from Kay Jeweler, like EW! She has way better taste than that! And you got everything else wrong too! Nike shoes? EW! Barf! Learn some fashion sense! Yuck!

You don't even know what the characters look like! Boomer doesn't have shimmering ocean blue, sparkling, magical orbs of beauty! He has glistening, shining orbs of deep cerulean majesty! GET IT RIGHT!

And where was the lemon? There was no sex at all! This was a horrible story! And no one was secretly abused by the Professor! God! Everyone knows the Professor hates his daughters and secretly beats them and hates their boyfriends for beating him up for being an asshole!

...

"The right loafer had a tiny scuff on it."

That is the best line in the entire story. By far. I loved every sentence of it. That one just...that just stole the whole show :D You're great at this parody schtick. Keep it up!

Wow, I don't even read PPG and that was an awesome parody.
Crappy fanfic mistakes span the genres.

Haha. You know you're a true fan when you can sit here and enjoy a parody like this...or, at least, you're not uber uptight about it.

Anyway, hi, Dracori! Long time no talk! I read through your author's notse (the real one, not the parody one) and I have to say I agree with you. I seriously sit here and wonder how:

1) A guy would be stupid enough to mug/rap/beat up on the town's toughest chicks on the block

and

2) How the hell would the girls be that weak?

That would only be acceptable if you were doing an AU where the girls have no powers and it can be pulled off well. Other than that, I feel people should drop that line. And I also agree with you about "crack" pairings. How the hell is Butch/Bubbles a crack pairing? Yeah, sure, it's not "common", but that doesn't make it crack. If that were the case, I apparently like a lot of crack pairings since I don't usually agree with canon pairings. Like, say, for example, Zutara. T_T Yeah...

Personally, while I am a diehard Blossom/Brick, I can sit and pleasantly read a Blossom/Boomer story with a small smile on my face. People who cannot accept other pairings need a reality check. And this is coming from a self-proclaimed PPG/RRB Empress.

Anywho, good job. Made me giggle. Hope you had fun :)

XOXO,

Empress Wei (*giggles*)

Now this, my friend, is what I call "fan service!"

I always appreciate it when the fandom gets a nice kick-in-the-ass when it starts slacking again. And I'm glad you included my biggest pet peeve lately: having the Powerpuff Girls susceptable to ordinary guys raping them even though they have super powers. Really? You could bend steel at five years old, you could fire lasers from your eyes hot enough to melt rock into lava, but you can't fend off a REGULAR GUY trying to take advantage of you? That makes so much sense. Made me laugh when I read it in here.

Also, I enjoyed the part where you described in unnecessary detail the way they were dressed. That (as you know) has always been a HUGE turn-off for me when it comes to PPG stories. As soon as I read an entire paragraph dedicated to telling me exactly what one of the girls was wearing, I know I'm reading the wrong story. And I remember reading at least one story where the 'Boys were all wearing the exact same thing (except different colors) and the author felt the need to describe them all separetely.

Suppose it's a good thing that you spare no detail when it comes to ripping this fandom a new one. Thank goodness for stories like this one!

...I liked it, it was funny!! Especially when they pointed out the obvious parts, not many people do that

You know as far as colors go, if they are going to go together by that, blue and green do match O.o I don't know where most ranters got their color wheels but in the long run the 'mixed' pairings do complement each other more than the 'matched'. Green/Blue (grass and sky), Blue/Red (water and fire), Red/Green (OMG it's a PPG/RRB Christmas :D!), they are all very stylish :). If writers are going to treat them as colors rather than living people the least they could do is learn a bit about art ;).

This was a good parody, but like the serious fics of this type I could barely read the whole thing O.o

Ahh! You finished it! :D

Gawd, this just cracked me up. The insane amount of author notes, the way you hit those cliches perfectly...and the last part with the matching colors thing was just hilarious.

Heck, you even used my biggest pet peeve: referring to them just as the RRB and PPG instead of spelling their group names out in the story! D8 I don't care if people do that in author's notes or whatever, but man do I hate it when it's in the actual story. It just screams "LAZINESS!" just like you said. (And the Buttercup "BC" thing, I hate that.)

You have inspired me to write something of my own for this fandom. It probably won't be a parody, but I doubt it'll be a romance, so...yeah.

“You’re not supposed to be with me! Are you insane!? What if someone sees us?! You have black hair and green eyes! This won’t work!” Best. Line. Ever. Hands down.

Anyway, great job on this. I laughed pretty much during the entire thing XD