IshtarPiccolo, is your biggest problem with this story really the subject-verb agreement? Did you not see the part where two countries detached themselves from earth and shot at each other with fucking lazers?

I think you missed the point.

I MISS YOU MAN. COME BACK!

FUCKIN' AWESOME STORY BTW. THE DRAMA WAS INTENSE, WITH RUSSIA N'ALL.

What an amazing story. It's such a clever satire on the state of the world. This could still happen today.

Serbia and Austria both flew into the sky and shot lazer beams at each other.

That was intense!

Hans write moar stories please! I am in dire need of wanting them!

А МАЗЕРЛЭНД!

"You cannot danube as I own of the river!"

You're getting cocky, Hozel. Fix that.

I'm aware English isn't your first language, but could you at least make sure there's subject-verb agreement?

It's rather distracting. I'm sure if you go to the library you can find a book on English practicing!

YES.

Hans, I want to know how to upgrade my belgrade! :(

YES! Hans von Hozel has made a Hetalia fanfic!
And it's RUSSIA DAY!
*celebrate*

HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS IS SOME FUCKED UP SHIT BUT IT HAS NOTHING TO DO WITH HETALIA AXIS POWERS.

How does Russia absorb countries anyway?

I hate to say this, but I fear that your stories are becoming boring. :( Do try to make them as ridiculous as they once were, I say!