That last bit was pure hilarity!

But now I have some personal eye candy that can’t run away from me. I've just got to stop thinking about those leopard print bikinis he bought

Rotflamo!

"Personal eye candy," indeed! JJ certainly didn't think that one through. I like the simplicity of this piece. Plot bunny, idea, consummation, and ending quotes tinted with humor. Perfect.

~Kei

I like this pairing, even if it is an unrequited love XD. Nice job; it was well written and well thought out ^_^

Keep the writing up. I like JJ only for the comicity that he brings.

Very good and well written!

Cute, I liked it.