Oh. My. Gosh. I can't. Breathe. Laughing. Too. Hard. :D

Hyperventilating ... like legit. Just ... I seriously think I need medical attention from my hyperventilating. Think anyone could drive me to PPH?

~Katheryn Mae

Lol, that was hilarious.
"Oh yes, and Foreman of course – who could forget him? He was collecting the ‘balls’ for everybody else, including going to get them and then bringing them back. He hadn’t been given a golf-buggy either, so he was forced to run by Taub, who was given a golf-buggy specifically so that he could drive after Foreman and threaten to run him over if he didn’t run faster. Needless to say, it was not Foreman’s best day."

I LOVED that part. :)

aw... you're so mean ;-D i love it...

LMAO what a lovely crackfic XD

LOL The ending was hilarious!! XD

But LOL, this was nice because I didn't remember the stuff we came up with XD I loved how everyone was cooing over Wilson. I want a Wilson.
LOVE YOU! xx

OMG. LMFAO!

As soon as I saw the words "Foreman death and Cameron bashing" I knew this would be good, but...OMFG!

hahahaah Taub with the golf buggy chasing Foreman and whipping him, the crotch-kick-death-test, House hitting people with cats, the House-Wilson-cat-fight, Kutner and Thirteen chillin' in the backround, Cameron wanting a family of cats, just the whole thing, LMFAO!

But my favorite part: "Cuddy learnt that House was perfect for her, and that he had a great shot with cats. House learnt that the two kids that invented cat golfing were geniuses and should be thanked, and that Cuddy was awful at golfing. Thirteen and Kutner found love with each other, now that Foreman was safely out of the picture.

And of course, the only thing that really mattered; Foreman was never coming back, and that was all they could ask for."

You, my friend, are a GENIUS!

Whille live cats. To cruel. House and group does petty things to eqch others not CRUEL>

I enjoyed your story immensely. Very nice job. :]

Wow, this was fucking BRILLIANT! ROFLMFAO. I so have to get my fellow Foreman/Cameron hater to read at this!! I nearly got a hernia from laughing so hard. Loved the ending: 'And of course, the only thing that really mattered; Foreman was never coming back, and that was all they could ask for.' It was perfect!! Wish I could have watched them disposing of Foreman's 'bloody and battered carcass', though. Hell, I would've probably joined in.
A little disappointed in Taub though. Thought he could've driven over Foreman a few more times than just the one. You know, just for the hell of it.
“Thank god I don’t have to sleep with that thing again.” I would be relieved too.
Sorry for the long review, but WOOT!

a true classic.

thanks for the five minutes of hysterical laughter! tehehehehehe...

Holy crap, El...I loved this...F'n hysterical! OMG...I think I may die from laughing...you and rev's crack fics are the best!