this part made me say it outloud WHILE cracking up. simply BRILLIANT!

"Kaasan! I found another kunai and a half a pack of paper bombs behind the bed stand!"

"Thank you Kitari! Oh, Dika, be careful with that Katana!"

"That's right koi... Ah! Kitari, be careful with that Windmill Shuriken! It has poison on it!"

ROTFL seriously, i cant wait for more of your wonderful saku-ccentric stories :D

Hey! It'll be fun! One of you, two Akatsuki guys, away from your sweet family...

ROFTLMAO NIICE epic line. EPIC EPIC LINE. but inner-chan wuold KILL THEM O.O plus saku-chan wuold never do that to her family...xD

i want more xD oh, and, yayy a chappie thanks to me! xD

you shuold so totally make this like a two or trhee shot o.o like have darksaku-chan appear somehow and then have both of them defeat her or something (or have the kid defeat her, thatd be halarious) xD