i couldn't stop laughing at this. you gotta make more house

You rock! This fic is an amazing parody, really it's pure gold. Oh my, I can't believe it's happening, I mean, I'm leaving a good review for a fic labeled as House/Cameron! Sure, it's a brilliant parody mocking bad!hamerons fics and not a real hameron fic but still... You know, I don't think this'll happen again unless you'll write another great parody like this one :)
About your a/n, I'm with you. Stupid fanbrats should't be allowed to use a pc and surf the net. It's sad but everytime I see a new hameron fic pops up my heart aches for this fandom *sigh*

loved it! absolutely hilarious! i think your right about being able to laugh at what you like. that's what makes it so much mor funny! especially loved the stuttering, and the Ben and Jerry's refrances! Wanna write another? I would love to read it!

also, what you wrote about Hamerons at the bottem, very true. I must be a freak because I'm a Hameron fan that isn't a tempormental hissy 14-year-old with a complex! how bizzare...haha

anyway...i look forward to reading more from you =)

people are strange, particularly house/cameron shippers. it's not like house and cameron are actual pple, so why wld you care if someone else wanted to mock the pairing?

well, i guess i write harry potter fanfiction, and that's pretty weird as well. but at least i don't actually think its all real.

anyway, funny fic. some strange reviews, but funny fic.

Before I reviewed, I had to read some of the 'flaming gems' you mentioned in your author's note, and I gotta say, they're pretty dang funny. Obviously these people are immature and totally lacking in the ability to do some research on the author (I literally snorted when someone claimed you were a Huddy shipper).

Anywho, as with all of your crack!fics, it was ridiculous, silly, and delightful. What can I say? I loved it.

This is pure gold! Amazing job, really, I love it :) Hameron fics beg to be mocked, lol! I'm just sad that in the end Chase still wanted to be with her: he deserves better than CaMoron!

Just want to say that I loved it. It made for a great laugh. It's just so over-the-top and cheesy, that it's hilarious. XD

I love this fic! It's a brilliant and facetious parody. I really hope you'll write more fics like this one: there so much to mock about House/Cameron fics :)

I agree with what all your non-hameron reviews wrote so far. Please, ignore both the trolls like WOWbrother (I bet she's the one who wrote that disgusting thing that I refuse to call fic; how pathetic is create a new account and make a fool of herself) and all the ones that can only insults you because they've no good and pertinent arguments: their obnoxious behaviour shames all the hamerons. People without sense of humor must be so arid. I'm sorry for them.

Sadly, "against stupidity the gods themselves contend in vain". So, Julia, the only thing we can do is laugh at them and, maybe, pity them a bit.

Well, zaffiro, I'm sad to say you won your bet: WOWbrother overcame BallsBreaker in rudeness and crass ignorance. Who is going to be the next hameron winner? And now I wonder: are all hameron shippers like these ones?

Am I an evil person because I enjoyed the drama at the beginning and the end more than the story itself?

Ahahahahaha wow, u do suck something awful. i mean REALLY?women...get a life, u need it, your kids need, your SOUL needs it. i mean, its what god would want...i mean if he saw u siting there writing these hideous lies and horrible fairy tales, you would surely burn in hell, if your not in the reception line for Satan's little surprise already. at that i bid you the best of luck, and if ever you actually feel as if your soul is in the wrong, (which u probably wont seeing as how narcissists and infidels tend not to feel because your self righteous nature dictates that you can never be wrong and you will always have support from other soon to be stick roasters.)feel free to come to confession at saint Catherine's cathedral!

Pay idiots no mind. That was great, I was totally cracking up the whole time. Never miss a story.(HINT, HINT ... Brother James, I'm Still Alive, House And The Purple Crayon, Watch Downhill Speed)

Thank you, this brilliant fic is balsam for my brain: I can't quote my fav lines because there are too much of them but, really, you're clever and witty.
Hamerons are 'amazing', but not in a good way, believe me: I just read the character's-death-is-fun fic (after reading your AN I'm sure you know what I'm talking about)and I'm wordless and disgusted. The author portrayed Cameron as an opportunist whore and House as a disgusting jackal and still both the author person and hamerons find it funny. And that was supposed to be a Chase bashing fic! All this in less than 300 word. Again, thanks for your fic, I feel much better now, wits will always defeat stupidity.
You know, hamerons, is difficult to ignore your fics when you basically scream in the summary "I hate these characters because they make me realize how ridiculous the whole House/Cameron tru luv is so I hate them, I wish they could die, I'm going to bashing them and I don't care if I have to utterly ignore their characterization, make up events and rewrite what really happened in the show (after all we hamerons are better at that than the creators of this show) to prove my point!"
At least, with that fic, they gave us something different than the usual 'emo!House/CaMoron' fics and That it's not a typo ;)
ITA with your AN especially about hamerons' rudeness and impoliteness: few days ago I couldn't stop myself and I had defend some reviewers from hamerons's insult and personal attack because they had 'the nerve' to post negative but polite reviews to one of their fics. Add in the mix the ham author's drama queen behaviour and you can have an idea of what happened. These things are really sad and, by what I seen so far, only hamerons act this way.
I'm glad you put a filter on your PM service, now I know why I don't see the 'review' of one of the hamerons I dislike the most (I mean, the Chase-is-a-rapist-and-a-paedophile one):really, that one, IMO, is a very obnoxious person. Still, it's sad you had to do it but, once again, it say a lot about some hamerons.

I give this story two thumbs WAY up. XD I love your writings, and this crack!fic brightened my day. Every pairing deserves to be made fun of every now and then.

... I went ahead and read some of the reviews left by the Hamerons. I'm truly sorry that your inbox gets filled with crap like that. I mean, it's just a fanfic for christ's sake. I don't understand why people can't leave you be and let you have fun with something that you obviously enjoy doing.

I support all that you write! Keep it up! :3

Thanks for removing the names, I honestly thought this was a very funny fic, and you've written some very good stuff in the past. I mean, yeah I am a House/Cameron fan of course, but some of your House/Wilson work is very good. I think I even subscribed to you for a while. I was just a little reluctant to review when you mocked people personally. It's a little unfair. But you've rectified it now -kind of.

It really amuses me that the House Fandom has got this far that we now attack each in stories, I mean everyone seems to do it nowadays, probably even me. I know it's not a characteristic of everyone, but it is a shame we can't at least ignore the stories we dislike. I am so at fault for writing OOC stories, so I am aware most of it is direct to people like me.

Anyway I am fully aware you're not a Huddy and I hope you realise that I can't look at ice-cream in the same way for a long time. :)

Martini.

I usually avoid cameron/house fics, because the character of cameron annoys me... so much that when I saw star trek, I was a little put off by Jen. But reading some 13/Cam fics, I'm starting to come around a little. Anyway, I saw you were the author, read the description and was intrigued.

It was funny and I loved the Chase scene. Missing his mark, having to redo his lines, it was just hilarious.

Cameron leaving House after she has him for all of two seconds before realizing he is indeed insane is also hilarious.

The House/Wilson interactions are great as usual. Particularly the Jonas reference.