your satire is perfect, absolutely perfect! i don't know whether to applaud or boo. it was horrible and painful to read, obviously, since you PERFECTLY captured every single bad writing trait in H/D fiction, but I had to go wincing and laughing painfully all the way to the end just because it was so true. awesomely done! thanks for writing it :)

*sigh*
As much as I know the sappiness is so not Draco and Harry and is uncanon and even completely unbelievable...I still love it!
This did make me laugh though :D and I completely agree with a lot of the things you said!
But I will always be a fluff lover, now and forever!

I seriously fell in love with this fic from the first chapter.
You've taken all those wrung out, overused plotholes (plotholes with a capital H.O.L.E) and turned them into something completely new and awesome.

Kudos.

I rarely find good slash fics with this pairing anymore, the whole buisiness has just been milked to much, but this was made out of pure win.

...I'm putting this in my banana bag. So I can read it again some rainy day.

I think this is pretty funny. But I think it would've been better if you had proofread your work a little more thoroughly; there are quite a few careless typos scattered throughout the fic and because of this, it's been difficult (personally, for me) to get through the fic. But, I liked your ideas. -_~

I love how incredibly corny it is.
I also absolutely ADORE resistant!Draco; combined with Draco's confessional, even this parody made me go "Aww!".
You made go aww in a parody.
Damn you.

First time i've read this kind of fic..its original!

hehe!! o gawd this fic is hilarious and so sweet! and totally underrated!! someone should rec this!! *flails around indignantly* i love your stubborn!adorable!Draco and i love Harry's innocent characterization and i love this warm-ish fic!!

*claps* *whistles* *claps*

Brilliant! Hahaha! Absolutely brilliant. I think you managed to make the best mock story ever.

I am envious of your glory.

Rereading. Wonderfull.

Oh, this was too funny. Greatness:)

haha.

you are wonderfull.

This story is even better in 2006 when fanfiction authors have managed to mess draco harry up even more.

You are amazing. Funny funny story here.

You win at life.

Always.

wow... just wow. that was awesome. you're brilliant.

You know, the one of the only things worse than authors of badfics is authors of badparodies, bless you for not falling amongst their ranks!
Lovely, non-slap in the face descent in to fluff in the end, it works somehow... lol