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-VampGrlDru-
2009-10-10 . chapter 1
OMFG a Mickey and the Beanstalk reference!
I f**king love u! That was my absolute favourite video when I was little, and while I was reading this I was actually singing the harps song. Then I saw the reference and almost died from coincidence. Love your fairy tale stories, Ron jumping in to make comments is always hilarious. When he said about the beanstalk crushing everyone for a 100 mile radius made me laugh so hard. Keep them coming please. There really great!
mri
2009-09-19 . chapter 1
Just read all 8 an loved 'em. They're well written and, really, little kids stories hide a lot of disturbing things. We just don't want to think about them at all. Your characters are relatively in character. Well I say relatively just because JKR never really stated how her characters would react to the situations you put them in.

Could I make a few suggestions for sequels?
1001 Nights/Arabian Nights
-Ali Baba
-Alladin
-The Enchanted Horse (although I know only the Hallmark version and not the original)
-Sindbad
Fairy Tales (please not the Disney versions...)
-Alice in Wonderland
-Beauty and the Beast
-Bluebeard
-The Boy With No Fear
-The Emperor's New Clothes
-Goldilocks and the Three Bears
-Hansel and Gretel
-The Little Match Girl
-The Little Mermaid
-The Matchbox
-The Pied Piper of Hamelin
-The Princess and the Pea
-Puss in Boots
-Rip van Winkle
-The Six Swans/The Wild Swans
-The Snow Queen
-Snow White and Rose Red (just to confuse Ron)
-Thumbellina
-Tom Thumb
-Twelve Dancing Princesses

Okay, not so few. Maybe the tradition will continue until well after DH? As a sort of anniversary tradition between the three of them?
Astra Leo
2009-09-04 . chapter 1
Loved all of your stories, please continue to write them (Like to see what you'd do with "Beauty and the Beast" or "The Little Mermaid"...Laughed my head off. :)
excessivelyperky
2009-08-30 . chapter 1
Chortles with laughter yet again. Very good rendition. I am surprised nobody thought of Madame Olympe in regards to the giant's wife, though, or of Hagrid's mother (or of Grawp, for that matter).

"Honestly, though, I nearly said the whole point was stealing is fine if the person you’re stealing from is ugly enough, but I don’t think she would have gone for that,” he said, rolling over and plumping up his pillow more.

--Actually, in canon it's all right to hex someone as long as they're ugly enough and Slytherin, and Hermione seems to be all right with that, too (cough Snape, Montague, cough). I'm surprised that Ron didn't mention some of hte twins' pranks as well when speaking in favor of the giant. They would have set the giant's house on fire, too, which would have made everything just fine.

Great story, though.
HarryPotterFanGirlForever
2009-08-28 . chapter 1
LOL these stories are so funny! i readed every signle one!

are you going to make more of these? if you can think of any other stories i think you should! you could do something thing like...THE LITTLE MERMAID! that would be FUNNY!

I loved all of these stories! great job!
PuzzledPrincess
2009-08-06 . chapter 1
LOL! I really enjoyed reading this. :)
cybergurl
2009-07-22 . chapter 1
Again, brilliant work! I especially enjoyed the part with Quidditch and how a screaming mother reminds Ron of home. Furthermore, I liked how all the similarities between Philosopher Stone and Jack and the Giant Bean Stalk were pointed out; interesting comparisons! All in all, awesome job.
Mickey
2009-07-04 . chapter 1
These series of stories are awesome! Keep up the writing! You've just made my day a lot happier, hahaha! :)
babygyrl09
2009-07-04 . chapter 1
These are hilarious! =3

Are you taking requests? If so, consider doing the Twelve Dancing Princesses. That is one of the few stories that shows the princesses in a bad light. I would enjoy seeing Ron's reaction to that story.

Thank you for brightening up my day! =
butzko
2009-07-02 . chapter 1
Yay, a new fairytale! These are so cool/funny/cute, i checked for new ones occasionally for the last few months, but was afraid, that you wouldn't continue writing them. so thank you thank you thank you, that made my day ^^
dancingbeauty
2009-06-20 . chapter 1
I loved it!! I hope you do Peter Pan next if you decide to continue.
NellieNotMolly
2009-06-18 . chapter 1
So fun! I love it through and through! :-) These stories of yours just make me happy! Thanks for sharing!
yellow 14
2009-06-18 . chapter 1
Very funny, keep updating
dju
2009-06-18 . chapter 1
You have no idea how how happy I am that you've continued your fairy tales. I just love them. Your characterization is once again spot-on.
Purpleabsofsteel
2009-06-17 . chapter 1
I just spent 2 hours reading this series. THESE ARE AMAZING! These are so creative and witty. I love it. GREAT JOB! :)
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