Poor Sammy! I like your vocabulary, nicely done. I like your name, too! :3

Bacon sandwich, ay? Any reference to T/D by any chance. :K XD

expecting to his boss lying in a crumpled heap on the floor in a pool of his own blood.]

Expecting to see, y'mean? :D

The man chased after the bread? XD

“Having a cup of tea and some jam on crumpets with Linda Lovelace!” Gene shouted back, red in the face. “What does it bloody look like I’m doing, you twonk! I’ve dropped my bastard butty!”

I just love that line. :D

The transition into SRS BSNS was a bit abrupt, but it was still written smoothly enough. :D

I love the wedding scene. It's really cute. :)

You ended it well, and the whole story was well done. As ALWAYS. :D Good job, Lance :)

Wow! That was amazing. It felt like an actual scene from the show. Got all the characters down cold. Great job. )