I couldn't even finish reading this story. Please delete it from .

hahaha!

WTF? Were you on freaking drugs when you wrote this garbage? It wasn't even funny.

If you had focused a little zest more to the movie plot, this could have been a more than decent pionner to futur TDTESS parody. Too bad. I don't undesrtand you goal with this... so, I 'll just say that... I don't know what to say. It's... just... strange.

Whatever.

That was...random.

You know, this is by far, STUPID.

But, I laughed anyway. I mean, Jacob, dancing with Paris Hilton? LOL!

I hate troll fictions. Please don't post anymore. I would recommend that you delete this. Please.

Okay...funny, but very strange...