I've just been really, really lazy about it, but there's too many ideas lingering in my head about the story to just let it die, so I'll finish it one way or another.

Not like I have any other ideas yet...

Wow, you actually did it, you actually updated this thing, what took you so long?

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Ooookaaaayyyyy, I can see some interesting promise to this idea. I can't wait to see how this will come out.