What? since when have autopsies not been a spectator sport? But alas, here is a qoute for the ages: "Where is the woman who faked her death in a mine field with me?"

I alughed, I cried (well, mostly while laughing). Great satire, I love it.

Nice... I loved this. it makes so much more sense after watching resolute...

mwahahaha... can't wait for the fight scene chapter. Or any comments about six-lane roads in smalltown america.

I especially love this because you make all these ironic comments through the characters themselves...

BWAHAHA!

-B5 the amused

Beautiful and brilliant! You're killing me! You should really write satire more often my friend!

Oh My! I will never watch that scene the same way again. Classic! :)

LOL! That is the best summary of all the insanity of the SE/S/D triangle in Resolute.

Heath ledger, Red Sox, and Sesame Street!

Thank you for updating! IT WAS AS FUNNY AS ALWAYS!

-B5

I can see your Commander as a very Nicholson-esque performance here! Very nice!

And as a Red Sox fan, I completely agree!

You're almost taking on a Lewis Carroll quality...I'm seeing this elsewhere on the board also, so maybe it's infectious.

Keep it coming!

MA

haha, I actually really enjoyed Resolute, but I totally agree about the deaths of Bazooka and SS, not to mention the 10 million Russian people. :-)

Short and sweet! There aren't enough stories making fun of Resolute. :)

Hah! that was awesome!

As usual, you astound me with your unique creativity and perfect ear for comedy. Awesome as always!

-B5

(No! Stormy's dying soon! ...it was bound to happen sooner or later...)

As much as I enjoyed seeing a new Joe incarnation, the plot holes in "Resolute" were big enough to run an aircraft carrier through. I hope you explore more of them - they're too big not to be parodied.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Thats Histerical! I like how death sounds like a lecherous old man.

"I was thinking how much I like killing young men, especially prime physical specimens like yourself…"

Your characters have no respect for the fourth wall. Niether do I. But it seems that storm shadow sounds like Lennie Small.

"I didn't mean to kill him" "I din't mean to kill the rabbit." just saying. maybe i'm paranoid from all the freaking stories about storm shadow being a pedofile stalker who is a cold-hearted killer. can some one say say 1 dimensional? excuse my rant. but other than that line, your strom shadow is very funny. hilarius, not wierd. Can't wait to read your next chapter.

Aw...I was hoping it was longer! That's my only criticism!

Other than that, I was crying! Great! I hope you are planning on doing the whole "movie" this way. I especially liked the "Great Author" part.

I was almost expecting a bunny suited death or a five point palm strike or something though...hm.