Wh-what? It's not complete! CURSES!

HAAAAAAHAAAAHAAAHAAAA! Oh Chase, you prick! XD

I feel bad for correcting you again, I mean, this story is amazing, but Harry is the Quidditch captain in his sixth year. Love this so much, though!

"I could hit you with my cane in your special place."
I'm laughing like a maniac right now, XD

Oh, this is so getting favorited when I log in later. Little note: if Harry's in his sixth year, then the twins are already out of Hogwarts. Other than that, very funny!

Man, this really is hilarious! XD

Okay, you've got a few laughs out of me, and it's following the procedure of the show pretty nicely. On I go!

Ho-ho, I see what you did there. ;) A nice start, let's see where this goes...

House plus magical pranks. Oh geez.

I hope you're still planning to update, you write pretty well.

I wish I could've seen the Weasley twins and House's interaction. That would've been so hilarious!

HOUSE, WHY ARE YOU SO HILARIOUS. That bit with Voldemort's name sounds exactly like something he would do.

My god. House in Hogwarts. I wonder how he'd be around House elves. xD

["So," House said slowly. "Apparently, this patient is, in fact, a wizard. And apparently, a much eviler, larger, and healthier wizard is after him. And apparently, two funny looking guards need to watch over him twenty-four seven. And we have to sign contracts saying we won't tell anyone."]

This.

That is all.

You got me with the intro. Well done. :D

I can't wait for him to wear that hat, i bet most of the staff would have a freak out!
i wonder if He bought extendable ears too?
oh that's just funny "Such Horrible Things" just came up in my play list.
you know that one that's from "Creature Feature". it's like made for House!
bet he have a laugh at it. too bad Draco didn't meet him!
can't he come visit? and totally love the snake part.
i think that thing in his brain is the horcrux.
Imagine what house would say to old voldy?
you had me laughing so hard i cried. best though was the auror's in 80's clothing HAHA!