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Hey, you wanted me to give you crappy comments, don't get all pissy on me now. And those classes you're talking about? They sound odd. I'm just saying.

Well, that made my day. The idea of someone beating it to death was amusing, and I wonder if it is possible? Maybe if they have a bad heart or something? I dunno. But you're right, DC totally has a billion gay characters. It's not bad, they just need to stop lying to themselves and write them as such.

Can't wait for you to visit. As always, good use of action verbs. Though, pirouette is a bit of a stretch.

I don't think they were much OOC at all. D

So, basically, I had completely forgotten about that rune. Nice surprise there. Poor Alec. Though he really should have known.

As always, can't wait to see what comes next.

Aw. They're such good friends.

Good chapter, my friend. I took a break from writing my own fanfic to check out your updates and lo, there are two new chapters waiting for me. Let me say this, you do not want for action verbs.

Also, you know what you should write for? Mainstream comics. You know why? Because they're all basically fanfics and I know how much you like comics. I dunno. I guess I could see you writing for DC, since you like gay stuff. Superman, perhaps. Or Batman.

Oh, yeah, something about this chapter in specific. I learned more about the female anatomy and what would happen if something went here or there than I every really wanted to know. Thank you for that. It has changed my life.

The Leann/Leander thing, well, I found it confusing. Ahah. I just wanted Alec and Jace to do it. Even though I'm a full on Alec/Magnus lover, I couldn't resist seeking out a Alec/Jace story.

Good job with it though :)

Oh, you're so good.

X) Can't wait for more.

I don't know what will be the conclusion of all this confusion. So please go on. I am sad that Edward killed Alec. He didn't deserve that.

A proection rune?

Uhh Ohh I have a really bad feeling that Leann and Leander are the same person. That's going to be interesting! can't wait )

I really can't wait to see where you're taking this. I like your style. It's very well written and the characters are not at all OOC.

Okay, okay, I get it. You want a really cheap, trashy comment. I'll do it. You deserve it because this chapter made me laugh really loud many times and probably saved me like $60 in train tickets.

You know what this story needs? Glitter planet sparkly face vampires. That's right, you heard me. None of this bull shit would have gone down if Edward Cullen had been the main character. He and Clary would have made a way better couple than Jace and Clary, and you know what else? Edward and Jace? Still a more stable couple than Jace and Clary.

Also Alec and Edward. And that's messed up.

Thought you should know the theme song for this story is a Robert Pattinson song. Or however his name is spelled. Bitch say what. What.

Apparently a well rounded critique is the most rewarding gift I can give you. Well, suck it up, bitch. I read this story and I loved it. Wanna fight about it? I can take you. I can't wait for the smut, only because then I can call you on the phone and be all, "What are you writing? Tehehe..." Only not really. Like at all.

Oh, so, I know you wanted me to write a really crappy review for you, but I honestly can't think of anything funny to write. I always thought that Clary had a thing for Jace just because she liked forbidden fruit. And it was HELLA creepy that Magnus, a dude who had been alive for hundreds of years, was attracted to an underaged just-barely-coming-to-terms-with-being-gay teenage boy. Taking advantage much?

I disagree, I loved the books on tape, but you know that. I can't wait to read more, it makes me want to hop on the train tomorrow just to steal your laptop and read it all before anyone else!

Maybe I'll write one o'these fancy fanfics myself!

haha this story is funny! I love the herpes part please post more!

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH I need to write some of these down!