Ah ha ha ha! I didn't even think of what the other soldiers might have to suffer through, what with Raikov and Volgin. Poor Ocelot.

haha nice ^_^
Funny enough, when you said it was thumping and howling keeping Ocelot up at night, I got some dirty thoughts about volgin and Raikov, then funny enough, it was their room beside Ocelots XD

Brilliant! This made me laugh, especially the end! It's fics like this that make Ocelot grow on me!