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Simply hilarious! XD You should make a sequal! I love the Colin/Nigel thing, and also how you managed to sum up all those Severitus-story idea and made them seem simply ridiculus, which only added to the humour. :P And the end line was... unexpected, weird, but was what had me laughing the most as I tried to imagine Snape saying that in a soft but serious tone and what Harry's reaction would be like... LOL! Great job!

This was so ridiculously ridiculous, almost as ridiculous as the stories you're making references to...

*Howls, fallen helplessly on the desk* Perfect line of arguments.

ok, I loved the Nigel/Colin part but what was up with the other stuff?

**Snort!** Other than mentioning that Snape is pregnant with lord voldemort's love child, I think that you managed to cover many of the plot bunnies running around with a shot gun spread. I really enjoy your sense of humor!

That I did not expect! It made me chuckle. :)

The ONLY thing I didn't like was the punchline. The rest was hilarious.

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-K

Harry-*faint*
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA I LOVE THIS STORY!
oh crap i was laughing so hard i woke people up! XO now they want to keel me XD
God ..That was awesome

i dont get it... why were they laughing again?

That was BRILLIANT!! Perfect explanation for the photo, for Colin/Nigel, and it was just plain hilarious.

That was fun, especially Snape leading Harry on ^_^

OMG That is too FUNNY! I could see Severus having a sense of humor like that only he is never allowed to show it! Thanks for writing this! Will there be more or is this complete?

ROFL! That was so funny! I liked your explanation for Colin/Nigel too! I think Snape was very IC snapping at Harry and the whole I-could-be-your-dad thing must have freaked Harry out!

very cute