I think you just might be Shia, high on drugs.

This reminds me so much of My Immortal.
A geinus trollfic, if such a thing is possible.

i think a part of my brain just died

epic. epic. fail.

you are a disgrace to all that is fanfiction.

O_0 ...um, WTF?
so much bad grammar that it hurts my brain.
my advice: cancel your account & learn to write!