Ha, this was so great. Just imagining this going on makes me giggle. I especially love your description of Aziraphale: "having the same level of awareness of ambiance as a rock." Very Gaiman/Pratchett-esque. Which only makes it even better.

*snort/hysterical laughter/snort*

Oh, LAWLZ. This made me giggle. Great job.

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Can I has naked Crowley and cake naow, plz?

This is one of the most hilarious things I've read today. Or yesterday, it's already past midnight lol.

I like how you put that twist in there

I want cake!

I think I just woke up the whole house laughing... Before my family breaks the door down, I would like to say this is a great story!

Hhmn... Crowley and cake... Heh, I could imagine worse combinations:)

Once again, great little story!:D