The whole Eric (or Kyle?) and Kyle (or Eric?) thing is getting confusing. Also the reaction I had to this was between throwing up and laughing my ass off. I like it! Keep up the good work!

Wow, this is really awsome! I can't wait for the next chapter! Um, but could you stop puting the other name next to theirs? [Erick, (or Kyle?), Kyle, (or Erik?] We get it, the name switching thing its just making the story more confusing... maybe only use it if your going to have other charicters call erik kyle ya know? Anyways please post again soon!

WOW!

Your story is so good and your writing style is excellent.


This story is so intriguing I love the plot twists

keep up the great work!

Wow... Poor Kyle. XD

Hello everyone. Yeah it's me again, Pillar of Winter here.

I'm just here to apologize to all the writers here on fanfiction that I have flamed out of immaturity and stupidity. I've learned that acting like a mindless monkey gets me nowhere in life, but only creates problems for me to bitch about and blame others for. I've learned that when you flame someone, you should prepare to get flamed back and take it like a man. Apparently I'm incapable of doing that. I couldn't handle the critical and true reviews from other harder working and FAR more deserving writers than I, and on top of that I am an idiot with no moral compass that tries to play the victim. I left anonymous reviews on my terrible stories just to cover up the truth about me which is:

-I'm an unoriginal cry baby that shouldn't be allowed back on this site.

-I take people's reviews, combine them, and then call them my "original flames". Yes, I know that is plagiarism.

-I use other people's screennames without their permission to give myself fake praise. I also use their names to flame other stories so people won't know it's me doing it.

-I create multiple accounts to make it look like someone is supporting me, but they're not.

-I created an imaginary imposter so I could have someone to blame when people got upset with my flaming their stories.

-I'm two-faced.

-I copy other people's work word for word, only changing character names and try to pass the stories off as my own. Plagiarism again.

-I'm a hardcore hypocrite.

-I keep telling everyone I'm leaving fanfiction for fictionpress, yet I come back here and still update which makes me a liar.

I'M SORRY TO EVERYONE ON FANFICTION! Feel free to send me hate mail. I deserve every bit of it because I'm a no talent douchebag. You can use any of my account names. They are:
- This Account No Longer Exists
- This Account is Banned
- This Account is Banned Forever
- Bring Back Pillar of Winter
- Flamess2
and
- Lollipop King.


I do have more accounts but I am going to keep those secret since I still like to FLAME AND BLAME, just not as much as before.

Thank you for your time.
The REAL Pillar of Winter

Yet another great chapter! I love Kenny and Stan's little face-offs in the middle - very South Park!

Oh yeah, thank you for the other message you sent me explaining this story (again). I get it now! I really do, honest.

Is Cartman really going to be the nice, attentive Jewish son of Sheila's dreams? Could be interesting...

Please update soon...

I actually feel sorry for kyle
and whats tays-sachs desies (i can spell diesel but not desies)
is it like swine flu?

How serendipitous for you that I happened upon your story! You are about to receive one of my more creative flames, written from the copious amount of words which people suggested for my flame-writing challenge. After all, one can only use a copy-paste flame for so long before it becomes trite, right?

Right.

Now, before I crack my knuckles and begin, I certainly hope you don’t suffer from katagelophobia as I’m about to flame this disastrous fiasco you call a story, or from triskaidekaphobia as this sentence will end with the number 13.

I wish I could tell you that you didn’t have superfluous spelling errors or that your loathsome grammar didn’t make me cringe. I wish I could tell you that your plot wasn’t turbid and your characters banal. And I also wish I could work the word antidisestablishmentarianism into this flame….but, alas, I can’t do any of those things.

Now, perhaps there is an excuse for you posting this irredeemable excrement. Maybe you were drunk on a few strawberry daiquiris, or maybe you were even attacked by a bevy of flailing birds when you were younger, thus causing a permanent writing-related affliction. Or perhaps your computer was hijacked by a crank-addicted Sasquatch or a monkey whose loose sphincter and love of broccoli causes an aeruginous effluvium wherever he goes.

Whatever the excuse, it doesn’t make your story inscrutable to honest feedback like this:

I would rather attend a hoedown where inbred midgets caterwaul and perform fouettes while some guy named Jed plays the piano with an unmentionable body part than read any more of this pitiful abomination you call a story. I would rather be forced to participate in the domestication of rabid chupacabras than read one more sentence of your crap. I would even rather have an internship with Microsoft where I have to juxtapose logarithms for no reason and answer questions in pig-Latin about misconfigurations or network error messages all day.

I wish I could have faith that you will have an epiphany from this and produce a copasetic story, or that you’ll become obsequious to the fundamentals of the English language, but I think my left testicle will become a famous daredevil who competes in monster truck races before that happens. In other words: as a writer, you fail.

And don't even try to come crying that I flamed this piece of sh*t story. All I will do is blame it on an imposter while I laugh at you. Flaming is funny so you should accept it.

Best regards,
The REAL Pillar Of Winter

Great chapter! So now Kyle (or was that Eric) has to spend Mother's Day with Liane, and Eric (or was that Kyle) has to spend Mother's Day with the Broflovskis'! What fun for both of them!

And what's Stan gonna do when he finds out his Super Best Friend is actually Eric Cartman? Oh, the irony!

You're a great comic writer as well, you've really got the South Park humour down. Keep going!

what i get now is that kyle and cartman were mixed at birth and either kyle or cartman is a test tube baby

This is so epic! So dramatic! XD I wonder how this is gonna go down... you have me hooked!

(laughs harder) aw god now im really confused and laughing really hard! this is definately gonna be one funny story!

I LOVE THIS! You made everything seem so logical and professional and THE RANDY THING AT THE END. OH MY GOD, FUNNIEST THING EVER. You rock. I want moar.

This story just keeps getting better! Is Kyle Eric? Is Eric Kyle? I love it!

My favourite part is where they're all shouting each others' names, then Randy comes in and shouts his! XD I also love that Eric calls Kyle 'it'.

Please update soon, I'm dying to know what happens!

(starts laughing) oh my god! that was so funny how they just kept saying each others names! cool story so far! that would be funny and wierd if Cartman was the actual Kyle!