This made me laugh. It seemed like reality took one look at Kathy and Selena's wardrobes and told the world what they really are. Very well written, especially since it's from Owen's point of view.

*stuffs tissue up her nose*

Um... right. Anyway, I really didn't know whether to laugh or what when I read this this morning, but I've got to say it was a lot of fun. Owen might've lost his first girl to another, but if you ask me, he's got nothing to complain about. XD

~ Peace and Love