'My virgin, chaste hole quakes in fear of your menacing pork sword!' Oh god I can't stop laughing! :-D

I've just found this and it made my day - I laughed so much. I seriously think 'adamant disinterest' is one of the funniest lines I've ever read.

OMG, does it totally date me to say that I remember Crispy Critters? I watched those commercials and ate the cereal, but I didn't know who Jimmy Durante was at that age. Anyway, I haven't laughed so hard in a long time. Pork sword, indeed! HA! Thanks for a cute story!

lmfao. XD THAT was freakin' spectacular. And a work of art in the world of dialogue-only fics. "Well I've got some of those sanitary wipes." Hahaha. Utterly brilliant.

I have no idea how I missed this, but I'm glad I found it. This was awesome! LOL! I was laughing so much. Great story!

I can't stop laughing, this fic is hilarious! Great job and thanks for make me smile :)

Really funny, but scares me about my own cliche use. I might not write again!

there are no limits to that awesomeness. talk about making someones day with laughter! kudos. many kudos... "will you concentrate on being violated" "hey do you want to rape me or not" "...i thought you were supposed to be raping me" i just laughed out loud in front of my computer. now everyone here thinks i'm a crack head...lol

I'm going to have to say, this was, indubitably, the best House fanfiction I've ever read. The end.

Oh my non-existent God, that was hilarious! I love your sense of humor :)

What I remember of Crispy Critters was Nurse Hathaway's comments on ER when they brought in some severely burned patients -- she refered to them as crisy critters. Sorry if that grossed anyone out. Very funny, and please don't start mocking Huddy stories - my fic won't survive! :D

haha. This is hilarious with a bit of wtf? added. I enjoyed it.

Haha, wow. that was great! I can't stop laughing. All I want to know is what the hell were you thinking that made you come up with this? *giggles* Wonderful hun!

oh house wilsons right sometimes simple is good
this was hilarious im still laughing hehehehehe
i looked on deviant art your photos are good

If only the show showed the underground fortress") *sigh* I don't remember the cereal but I have one of Jimmy's songs on my laptop") Yes I'm that old"/