This was FANTASTIC crack. I love Naruto here too! He's so hilarious!

*snort* I love Sasuke torture.

This exchange: “This,” Naruto said, “is definitely going to end with naked mud wrestling.”
“** yes,” Suigetsu breathed.
Sasuke kicked both of them under the table.

That made me wet my pants laughing. i think I worship you now.

have to have a sequal to this!

That was great! Beside makeing Karin and Sakura doing it in a stall. I like how you did Naruto and Sugetsu.