This is pretty good--wish I could think of some to pass along to you! Oh, and I think the story Glory1863 has in mind is Things Not To Do On the NX01, by Stargazing Basketcase. (As I recall, that marvelous piece came into being partially because of something called Skippy’s List: The 213 things Skippy is no longer allowed to do in the U.S. Army.)

Oh my! His crew of idiots has got Archer so flustered that he completely skipped the rules between 63 and 67. Poor Malcolm is really going to be confused because we all know how he is about rules.

This has been great fun, but it is hard to come up with new things (just like the paid writers had problems coming up with new episode ideas).

Someone else did a story like this and I suggested that the crew needs to watch their mouths around the Andorians. Certain curse words that we take for granted they might take as an "overture."

Funny and Fun! I really enjoy these, so keep them coming when you have time!

I have to say that the very last one is my favorite. :) Great job!

Emma

Hilarious!

These are cute, thanks for sharing! (I suspect some of them might be even funnier without the explanatory section in italics, though -- it seldom pays to explain a joke.)

In this chapter, I liked the Columbia one the best. "T'Pol is usually right" was good, too, and that one needed its explanation. :)

great guide!! I was completely laughing at both chapters! (don't piss off the MACO's?? Yeah, yikes ... that's just like shooting the crossing guard with silly string)

Great little story. I only noted one typo in chpt 1 (witch instead of which). I really hope you continue on with this as I really enjoyed reading it!

Very funny, but you need to get rid of the second chapter. I don't believe you saw that part of the Guidelines that stated that you CANNOT post authors' notes as individual chapters, did you?

Absolutely wonderful! I enjoyed the humor in this. Amazing! Thanks for writing this.

Emma

LOL! this is great. "No one is the Captain's favourite"! That cracked me up.