Oh god that was great! (laughing) GOd i was laughing so hard Icouldn't breath for a minure there, lol. The ending was spectacular!

This was so funny... This part in particular really got me:

“So you’re saying [...] that you sucked out my soul, chewed on it for a bit, decided it wasn’t worth eating yet, and then… then threw it back up?”

That whole thing was genius. XD Although I sort of agree on your sentiments on this whole season two thing; when I first heard of it I thought: wait, didn't they just kill off the main character...?

Unless they're basing it off the manga? o.O Honestly, they've managed to confuse me...

But ignoring that, this was a really well written piece--I loved it to pieces. ^^

--E.A.

hilarious!!
i have to quote some lines on my profile XDXD really great ;D

Hahaha, awesome ! You just made my day, cheered it and all ! Thanks for writing such a fic !!

I lollerskated all the way to the airport, boarded my deluxe roflcopter, shared some roflwaffles with my pet lolsersaurus rex, and roflmao'd all the way into the sunset.

I also laughed.

:D God, I sure can't wait for some more of those pedophiliac undertones! Season 2, here we come!

OH GOD that is brilliant! XD
I see your point ROFL I almost died laughing
But I guess that's where the surprise comes in huh XD
I just hope it's just not FILLERS FILLERS FILLERS x.x

"So you are doing a very poor impression of a corpse.”
Oh... MY... GOD... *dies of laughter*

It's just perfect :3
thanks for spending time in writing this..
totally made my day ;)

LOL i cant stop laughing very good&FUNNY

" “I was shot, wasn’t I?” The young Earl reminded, looking faintly put-out when he realized that he was the only one who seemed to remember these rather pertinent details. “I was shot in the chest. Then I was tossed around a bit, dropped about a hundred feet, had my Cinematic Record play, drowned, and was carted here, to the Isle of the Dead. Doesn’t that make me at least a little deceased?” "

LOL! I died laughing from this. I really really like your writing style. Keep writing!! =D

omg that was great XD I'm not gonna lie. That made me laugh.

Lol, ahahahahaha, this is such a perfect opening for season 2. Man, they should animate this!!

Oh yes. I wasn't even going to review now, since its late and I'm sleepy, but this deserved a review right NOW. It was perfect. Usually parodies are annoying and obnoxious and full of OOC moments that make me worry about the future of satire, but this was just amazing. I feel like I should print this out and show it to random people just because they haven't lived life fully without reading it.
Perhaps I'm a bit melodramatic because it's so late, but seriously, I loved it. Sebastian breaking the fourth wall made it just so much more awesome. The use of the word 'skivvies' nearly made me crack. Believe me, I will get much more out of this than I should. I'll use it as leverage the next time I argue with a friend over the relevance of that second season.
And now I have the urge to hum 'Row, Row, Row Your Boat'...another wonderful thing!

~ Kana

I am absolutely dying of laughter. Oh, GOD, my ribs /hurt/.

If I could fav this more than once, trust me, I would.

No pun intended my ass. xD Gosh, you couldn't have had a better ending than that. My sis thought I was choking cause I was trying so hard not to laugh.

Can't stop laughing...dying...need air XD I know where you're coming from about season two. I was shocked, and it probably will be weird. But...oh well XD This was really hilarious.

This one nearly killed me..X3
“I order you to tell the truth” and “is that where you’ve been getting the money for all those new pocket watches?!” and “Sebastian! If you’re going to pretend you can’t hear me, at least do it to a tune other than ‘Row, Row, Row Your Boat?’ That has got to be the most overplayed— alright, now you’re just mocking me; ‘London Bridge’ is no better! Seba—Sebastian! Fine! Two can play at this game, just like chess! There are other ways to make you talk…”
That was hilarious! I think i LOVE YOU!
ehehem..-.-' anyways thaks for writing this i'm so going to add it to my favorites.
Lovage~