Pot and Star Trek is an awesome mix
Also I think it would be awesome if that Pot was from Spock, it be funny like that episode where every had that reverse personalites virus episode from the original serie

I really don't know what to say on this one. On one hand, I'm horrified and offended that my childhood heroes would behave in such an irresponsible, crude, adolescent manner...

...but on the other hand, I am laughing my ** off.

This is brilliant. Bloody brilliant. And a story like this is touch to pull off successfully - it's hard to toe the line between Star Trek, comedy, parody, and stupidity. But this story is quite enjoyable. I hope you write more - I would love to see Data's reaction.