Wow, I can see how that might cause some existential angst. But, anyone who can summon a thermonuclear warhead is fine by me*nervously looks at sky*).

And...Wait, what? A giant floating stick with claws for hands wears shoes? Note the use of floating, right. That means you don't need shoes, right?

Hah! Amazingly funny as usual. When I saw that Shirly was the dragon I thought she was the cutsey one! Wouldn't it be amazing if Ben and Bella fall in love later?

Oh, Ben...

xD
By the way, you spelled it "don't mess with nkes". That shouldn't do anything. xD

*snicker* This is still kinda funny. You're right. The ACMSES stories have been getting darker and darker altely. Perhaps we should go back and reread the first few to get that humor back.

Keep writing!

That...was...EPIC! Amazing! Okay, fine, that's the fact that I'm obsessed with dragons, but this was great! Your new skill is cool (and useful) and Shirley as the dragon was...never mind, I won't go there, I'm running out of adjectives.