that was so funny, thanks for the laugh. nice to read about an edward that is more real, same problems most men have with that age.

Cute and funny, thanks for writing and posting :)

Cute!
But, prostate only has one R.

Oh how I loved this! And yes, I've fallen asleep during sex before. Hurt my husband's feelings, too. But really, what does he think 'I'm too tired,' means?

Omg, how IS IT POSSIBLE THAT I NEVER READ THIS BEFORE? You devil! You can write thousands of pages of chaste longing out on the frontier, and then zing us with this hilarity? This is great. I love that you went here.

But just for the record, um...haha, better save this thought for a Skype call with just us older girls.

Absolutely hysterical...I loved every single word, every single paragraph. So many things hit close to home and it's refreshing to read middle-aged Edward and Bella with their middle-aged problems. I'll be lol-ing over this oneshot for awhile!

That was so funny, i loved it!

snoooooooooooort. oh, poor edward. glad things worked out for him. a really funny, sweet read.

I'm officially rethinking my philosophy that getting old is better than the alternative.

I'm hoping hard that this will be my husband and I in our eighties, not fifities...

That was very funny, but I thought it a bit excessive for only being in their early 50s. But what do I know?

Oh wow so funny! I'm snickerring in bed at 230am reading this so not to wake the hubby. Love their golden years! I've never read a story like this one! Lmao!

Oh my god, that is the funniest thing (I mean, not really, but... oh hell, you know what I mean!) I've read in so long!

Oh my god that was hilarious! I get this one freaked out some of the young 'uns around here ... *snickers*

I'm 26 years old, have no children, but I have come extremely close on multiple occasions to falling asleep during sex LMAO! It can happen to anyone!

OMG ANN

how did I NOT see this one?

fall asleep during sex ...yes poor hubs he was so upset but he has been so tired he has not be able to ..perform (dont tell him I told you)

hey 5 kids does that to people!