Random, but hilarious. Excellent job on this. The writing is a little weak, but overall very good.

Prof. Ivy...as Lorelei's Mother? Wait to think out of the box! I personally theorize that Lorelei is Silver's mother XD So very interesting.

good story

Well, well, soldier...

This...was...AW3SOME!

Ah, Swimsuit Contests. Gotta love'em!
This thing was SO full of WIN on SO many levels!
And what a twist!

LOL
LMAO
ROFL

Man, they both deserved to win, but Prof. Ivy, indeed, has still got it. ROFLOL

N-I-CE work, marine!

Semper-Fi! Carry on!

Poor Cynthia. She came so close! *hugs her obsession* INMYMINDSHEWON! Good story, by the way. 3 You captured the characters pretty well, I think?