Lulz.

Ah, culture shock. What does koumon mean anyways? And maguro...

Sigh...I remember when I moved to Puerto Rico, and people did the whole airkiss thing and I didn't know what to do...

This was cute. ^.^ I think I figured out everything, but that last one is a mystery to me. But knowing Takamura it has got to be sexual in some way. ^0^

This is really great! You captured Vorg's politeness perfectly. A very funny fic. I really hope you write some more.

hahaha! This is just freakin' hilarious! I really adore what you did here with Volg and Takamura's extra-ness. Continue this please.

OMG! Poor Volg! XD