Penny/Sheldon *and* Firefly, together in one fic!?

And it's not even Christmas!! ;)

Epic. :) You capture BBT like no other.

I loved Sheldon's reaction to the kiss... amazing!

"Gahhaah!" he blurted, almost falling backward off his crouch stance.

"What? What happened?" said the corpse, which had quite miraculously regained motor function in its eyelids.

"Good luck," said Penny. She patted her warrior on the cheek. "You take care of the ground defenses and guard us against a stern attack; I'll make sure the Alliance troops are dead by the time you come back."

"He's only going four feet," said the corpse.

"You kissed me," said Sheldon.

"WHAT?" said Hotwater from across the landscape. The Quake score had dropped from thunderous drums to an eerie, sonorous drone, which made in-fort communication considerably less discrete than eighty seconds ago.

"Not bad, either." Penny waved him off. "Go, get to the outer wall, Shelgrathorus! Flour bombs, remember?"

"But, you kissed me."

"Are you a raving--"

"--Reaving--" supplied the corpse.

"--reaving space cannibal or aren't you? They're going to swarm us any second!"

"Penny, people don't kiss me."

"God, Sheldon, it was the heat of the moment. Let it go. This whole game was your idea and I was just starting to have fun, so let's do this already! I've got two bags of exploding flour that I really want to throw at Raj's head."



FAVORITE PART! EVER!

I would love to give you some clever constructive criticism, but I can't because that was properly glorious and I'm still giggling. Thank you, this is a lovely little thing.

Cute!

I can so see this happening! and Sheldon is wonderfully in character.

That was so funny and so in character.

Best final line of a fic ever. Ever. And Sheldon's reaction is actually kind of what I think would happen on the show. Brill.

Wow, that was awesome! I totally want to play that someday! I loved Sheldon's reaction to the kiss and that Penny found him hot lol You do realize that I have to draw this now? Damn you XD

"Penny, people don't kiss me."

LOL. Well, good thing Penny isn't people. Brilliant idea. Sheldon getting into character is kinda hot. I can understand why Penny was so taken.

AH HA HA HA HA HA LOVE.

Sheldon's reaction is *perfect*. And I really want to see this scenario on the show, because you know they would so totally do something like this. Even Penny, now.

On to glorious battle!