Goddamnit, this was the funniest thing I've ever read on this site. My hat is tipped to you, sir. I know you wrote it stoned, so that meant I had to read it stoned, and I couldn't stop giggling like a little schoolgirl. Well done, can't wait to read Order of the Chronic.

lol

way to damn funny man

HEY i resent that! smirnoff ice has perfectly manly uses, like drinking it at family partys then refilling it with chilled vodka, getting the pussy drunk early in the party to hog the good drinks to the ones that can hold them, or just avoiding been the one to go get more real beer! XD also is the easies to buy most of the time, and a lil buzz its better than NO buzz at all... but yeah, its a weaaaaak ass drink, even raw smirnoff vodka its not that hard... at least is a lil tasty... why im am talking randomly without been drunk enought? *gets a glass and the vodka bottle*

Best fucking story ever and It was even more amazing cause I was baked as fuck while reading it now to.e to light a bowl in your good name

Great story!

Hilarious!
Loved it!

whats the thing at the end?

What... the...Fucking, Nine LEVELS OF HELL! YOU FUCKIN ALMOST KILLED ME WITH HOW MUCH YOU MADE ME LAUGH! wth man?

what happened to the broomstick?

oooooh so shes a blonde? i was wondering what she looked like

loud noises?i swear i've heard that before

i thought harry expected something like this to happen?

wow i gotta play resident evil now!

if you watch naruto then what do you think will happen if they try that with amaterasu without getting burned?

chaz? thought is was chas?