lmao I am so glad to know the truth behind him choosing the big show.

Lmao i love this story.

I think you might be my most favorite author on her lol

I love the part with

“You must not be gay. Cody, you're out.”

“You must be taller than three feet. Rey, you're out.”

“You must know how to wrestle. Cena, you're out.”

“You must not bathe in baby oil. Randy, you're out.”

“You must speak English. Vlad, Khali, you're out.”

“You must not be an assclown. Hunter, you're out.”

“You must not do pelvic thrusts in during your entrance. Jeff, you're out.”

“You must not be a Canadian with an Italian accent. Santino, you're out.”

“You must not be an ass kisser. Christian, you're out.”

Lmao it was awesome

10/5*

“You must not be gay. Cody, you're out.”

You know, you say he's gay in all of your stories so you would think that I would get used to it but I just can't. It makes me crack up every single time! Haha.

My favorite part of Chris' speech? “You must know how to wrestle. Cena, you're out.”

Haha, loves it!

Amazing as usual!

Hilarious as usual, Sunny!

I don't know what Chris was thinking when he picked Big Show. What requirements did he meet? Sheesh. I was hoping for it to be Christian..or maybe even Ted. Oh well.

“You must be taller than three feet. Rey, you're out.”

HAHAHAHAHAHA. Oh, that was funny.

“You must not be an ass kisser. Christian, you're out.”

BUT CHRISTIAN AND JERICHO WOULD HAVE BEEN AWESOME!

“Got a dick in your ear again?” Chris asked, causing Ted to swerve the car from laughing.

I wouldn't be surprised.

Anyway, loved this!

That's funny...especially the line about Santino!

lmao this was funny I loved it