Wow! You completely gave Falcar a whole new perspective!

You should really create more stories about him--you made him such an interesting characer.

BEST.STORY.EVER.

*couldnt approve more*

also, moar Ungolim please 8D

Corpse-Licker is my newest favorite insult. :3 You made characters that are either largely ignored or hated sexy. I know I'm repeating myself, but this rawks. :D

Random character pairings = awesome.

Falcar and Ungolim are two characters who need a little extra love anyway.

Great story!

There's just so many lines in here that make me fall out laughing. It's brutal and funny and just barely sweet in spots in a blink-and-you'll-miss-it sort of way, and I have to say I've definitely reassessed Falcar.

Not just a crankypants Necromancer- a sexy crankypants necromancer.

I can't tell you how hard that makes me laugh. XD

I'm still speechless. The only words I may possibly have for this amazing piece of work are "hee! SO GOOD. xD"

Stop being so awesome. xD (I kid--don't do that!)