U shud make hawkeye write something about his mental health :3

Hahaha ok roy, i got the xingese stuff putts my head XP

PENGUINITIS XDDD

*Toddles off to purchase Holy Book of Penguinism with a creepy smile on her face*

... My sister is definately a PELICAN. That is a perfectly sensible excuse to kill the EVIL FISHIE TAKER :D

Normally, I avoid diary fic's like penguinworshipping!Roy avoids The Pelican; however, this one caught my eye and I actually really like it, (and your other stories as well). I'm glad your friend shoved that computer at you -

Roy: "All hail The Penguin!" *passes out flyers to random people on the street*

Whoa... that was something else. A good something else, but totally something else. Gotta love Roy, even if he is a little high off Penguins. Very good. Made me laugh. Especially the parts were Ed jumped in. lol

THIS IS HILARIOUS! XD OMG IT HURTS! THE LAUGHTER ... OH ITZ PAINFUL! Ah ... aha ... ha ... phew ... the Penguin certainly sounds like a powerful being. i fear for the Pelicans safety to rise up against such a beast. LET US RISE AS WELL, AS FOLLOWERS OF THE PENGUIN, WHO WILL RULE OVER THIS WORLD! also, roy laughter BAD THINGS X3

keep up the funneh work!

NOW! time for a nap.

Haha. XD I detect religious criticism when not infiltrated by penguin crack? Nice

I think he read his last entries and got high again, 'cause this made me high off penguins! X3 Not really but who knows? lol. Edo's a Pelacan... Interesting... :goes into deep thought:

._. Words cannot express how brilliant this is or the magnitude of my amusement.

Sincerely,

Jen

AKA

TehBloodSpitter

*snort!* This man is a scientist! hahaha... I think Ed must have driven the science right out of Roy... Ah the ramblings of a sick mind. Poor Roy to loose his science.

Roy has definitely lost it. At least it's in an incredibly amusing way. I really like his new religion. Definitely beats Pastafarianism with the Flying Spaghetti Monster and all that.

"In the beginning was the Penguin, and the Penguin was hungry, and the Penguin wanted fish."

I have no words to express how much this line makes me smile. This is the most awesome journal ever. I love how Ed doesn't even crack about his CO going nuts, or offer help, just encourages the insanity. What a great subordinate.

Okay, so you already have a good idea of my feelings concerning Roy's penguinlicious preaching, but I think I'll review anyway.

You should write up a parody of religious texts a la Penguin. Seriously. It will make the world behold the greatness of the asteroid belt in a whole new way and awaken the masses to the unholy tyranny of pelicans. The Penguin would then look down on the world and squawk and all would be swell.

And I have no idea what your muses are on, though half-way through I started wondering if Ed, Roy, and Al had a sleep-over where they munched on pizza and sauerkraut ((though if Roy really did figure a way to get high off of penguins, I'd like to hear ;P))... But, nah, even those three know better than that.

Anymoo, I loved it. :D Let's hope that Roy decides to share the holy bird with us again soon! Squawk!

Now I know how Roy got promoted. He wrote down motivational penguin speeches, and somebody else replaced all the bits about penguins with stuff about the Amestrian military.

Roy can be truly awe inspiring when he wants to be. *nods solemnly*

XD The 'feared-revered-weird-beard-cheered-peered'. It sounds like something out of Doctor Seuss!

Is it lame to say your crack fic cracked me up?