You took the chuck norris jokes and made them awesome in fanfic form. The only way that it could have been more awesome if chuck norris and stefan had a fight to the death and everyone but them died

BEST. BUTTON. EVER.

At night, the boogeyman checks under his bed for Stefan.

Hah. It was silly, but I enjoyed it all the same. Also, my co-workers now think I am mildly crazy from chuckling so much.

I always wondered how the rest of the crew regarded mysterious Mr. Stefan. I mean, he shows up--rather bizarrely no less--randomly makes himself a part of the Greil Mercenaries without any of them really knowing it, and teaches Ike some more swordfighting once Ike actually figures out that oh hey, he has a new company member. That's about it for what he does unless you break into supports, but he's so wildly amazing in game that I can't help but think what everyone else WOULD think of him if they actually talked about him.

WELL NOW I KNOW. Stefan is apparently the Tellius equivalent of Chuck Norris. Go figure!

Incidentally, I was just waiting for Stefan to show up in person halfway through, and he did at the end, so I was greatly amused. Even more so when he has no idea what is going on, but everyone interprets him as an all-knowing, all-powerful being who showed up for a specific reason and is out to sneak attack them all. Poor confused sleepy Stefan. Hehe.

Now I need to go read his recruit conversation again, haha.

Very amusing :)

~Velkyn Karma

This was amazing! Stefan is indeed a good FE chuck norris! I love how all the characters were portrayed in this fic... but especially Rhys, Soren, and Rolf... Rhys almost fainting at the bloody jokes, Soren being all exasperated, Rolf being... Rolf, I dunno...

This is SO GREAT!

Stefan can slam a revolving door.

You are continuously amazing.

This made my day.

I’m pretty irritated right now. Not just at FFN but also at myself. First, I waited twenty-four hours to submit a review, and FFN finally let me log in…only to ZAP MY REVIEW THE MOMENT I SENT IT. Yes, I should have copy/pasted, but I didn’t have any trouble logging in! So I thought the site was fixed. Ugh. Blast the bloody rockers on St. Elimine’s rocking chair!

Now, to try and remember what the hell it is I actually wrote for a review… First, this was great. Highly amusing, actually. But I can’t say it’s a favorite of mine—sorry, the straight-up humor doesn’t do anything for me personally. But it was good! I mean, I’d probably have liked it more had I been more acquainted with the characters. As it was, I only know some of them, and not even all that well.

My favorite lines were:

[“Curiosity didn’t kill the cat…Stefan killed the cat.”

“W-what cat?” asked Rolf timidly.

Soren could just imagine Gatrie’s face as the knight ominously whispered, “Every cat.”]

Yes, Rolf. EVERY cat. Bwahahaha. I loved those lines so much. They amused me more than the rest of the entire story. I saw Stefan coming in to tell them all to go to bed coming…about, I dunno, a million furlongs away. But it was still great when he showed up, the door opened, and everyone SCREAMED LIKE LITTLE GIRLS.

That, my friend, is amazing. Now I must apologize for this second-rate review. Let’s face it, I don’t know FE9/10 well, and I don’t really care to learn them/play them/whatever. Too much work, and I like my FE7 too much to bother with the others. But either way, this was an enjoyable read, and I only found one mistake—that, by the way, I could point out if I remembered where it was. I think it was a missing word? Or something phrased wrong?

It wasn’t a big deal, anyway. Oh, and another line I liked, since I’m feeling oh-so generous today: [and Boyd still looked like he was thinking about feeling apologetic] Only thinking about feeling apologetic, eh? Haha, wonderful!

Much platonic love to you, oh Kenderinator!
Cheers,
-Manna

Those were awesome, I now have a desire to read Chuck Norris jokes. Really funny, and I loved the ending.

that was hilarious!! all the jokes about Stefan and the desesperate Soren were great. You make my day, thanks

That was a fun read :) Stefan would make a nice FE Chuck Norris. I laughed at how he was the one to scare them all into bed because if he's Chuck Norris' equivalent, then he can obviously do what everyone else couldn't do.

Reminds me of the time I heard, "Chuck Norris doesn't wear condoms because there is no such thing as protection from Chuck Norris."

One word to describe this: Awesome!

Heh, I had a lot fun reading this. In one word, it was hilarious. There were so many moments where I cracked up and had to stifle laughter so as not to wake anyone up. I'm not sure which is my favourite line: “DON’T YOU MIMIC ME IN THAT GIRLY LITTLE VOICE!” or Ilyana thinking "M, murder…".

Wow, Soren must hate Stefan more than I thought he did if he goes after ILYANA to stop the people from telling "Stefan jokes" before him.

Also, Stefan<Ike. I mean Stefan doesn't tell Stefan jokes but neither does Ike. I bet Stefan would tell Ike jokes if it came up.

Was that a hint of some Rhys/Mia shipping? xD Aww.

Normally I despise Soren, but in this instance he wasn't so bad... Maybe because everyone was openly defying/ irritating him? Haha. And, of course, all the Stefan jokes themselves were amazing and giggle worthy.

The PoR crew is so much fun in your writing style. o3o

((“Curiosity didn’t kill the cat…Stefan killed the cat.”
“W-what cat?” asked Rolf timidly.
Soren could just imagine Gatrie’s face as the knight ominously whispered, “/Every/ cat.”))

That was my favorite part. xD It's so funny trying to think of Gatrie attempting to be ominous.

Hysterical. Completely and utterly hysterical. Granted, Rolf didn't exactly seem like the type to practice spoon fighting, but still, that was amazing.

I just about lost it when you got to "M...Delicious. Delicious souls..." and finally, when you got to "m...murder..." I lost it.

A 10/10, and I hope to see some more FE 9 stories from you. Now, if you'll excuse me, I've