That was some HOT stuff!

Loved it:)

Oh yeah, that was pretty realistic (lol, except for maybe the end). You're so right, things can get pretty dull in married life. But hang in there, try a few different things and see if you can liven it up a bit. I've been married 24 years, and of course there were ups and downs. What burns me up the most is that my husband doesn't remember the good old days (first 2 yrs of marriage?) when we had sex every night. Crap. Then we had kids, and of course nothing curses a good libido like those adorable little darlings.

But now they're teens and older, and we have more time (and worse eyesight - definitely a benefit in the bedroom), and things are MUCH better. Could be because I'm fantasizing about Edward Cullen, or that hubby likes sexy underwear. Whatever, it's not every night, but it's better than ever. Of course, reading all this fanfic has taught me a few tricks as well...

FUCK YEAH! Marriage SUCKS! I've been married 7 years but with the same selfish, unattentive douche for 14 years. What does that say about me? Kids change everything. I have more toys and lube now then when I was single.

Great story. Glad Edward was able to pull his head out. Too bad in real life men dont.

see there, the rabbit served its purpose. got the man to lock it up, and get back in the game. fun read. kinda depressing at the start, but it turned out well. thanks.

LOVED THIS ONESHOT. THANKS FOR WRITING IT. IT WAS GOOD AND I LOVED THE BELLA AND EDWARD.

Very good, marriages would be a lot better if people let it all come out some times, in a nice way of course

I loved it! It's absolutely perfect. I'd love to see this turned into a mult-chapter story!

Loved Bella's rant, I think sometimes they have to be forcefully reminded. But as it is fanfic, he made up for his mistakes properly I must state. His crimes fuckin' forgetting and the murder of Roger.

it's very fun thank you

This was great, I loved it! The whole thing with Roger was effen hysterical!

"...my vag shed a small tear knowing that Roger was dead and beyond repair." LMAO!

I loved it ! FMPs, a Littman (I have the single bell Cardiology), Roger Rabbit, hilarious! Hugely entertaining.

If I was married, and my husband wouldn't have sex with me for three weeks-I'd totally junk punch him. Loved this! Bella was awesome!

vampiregirl1654

this was hilarious!

Ha! Bella's nicer than I am. Edward would be locked out and on the couch.

Sexy and loved it, though. Sadness for breaking the Rabbit.

I love it!