|Reviews for The Erotic Awakening of Bella Swan|
| imfuckingdone 12/31/12 . chapter 7
aaaaaaaaaand im done reading this
| thisshitisdumb 12/31/12 . chapter 6
"Oh Bella, you make me so wet..." - Edward
ps... guys dont get wet. please get your fact right before making a sex story... or have common knowledge. :) thanks
| theshitisdumb 12/31/12 . chapter 2
"...that idiot Stephenie Meyer had filled her wardrobe full of khaki-cant-fuck-until-your-married-cause-you- look-like-your-on-a-permanent-safari outfits" wtf?
| thatshitisbumb 12/31/12 . chapter 1
"...and because this is a fanfiction I felt no need to wear a condom." wtf?
| Guest 11/20/12 . chapter 6
THIS IS THE SHITTIEST SHIT I HaVE EVER SEEN WTF BULL SHIT!
| Sara 8/22/11 . chapter 1
All praise due for creating such a funny, witty and frankly brilliant story! can't wait to read the other chapters :)
| katrina franklin 2/5/11 . chapter 6
i admit this may seem funny for twilight haters but the writers of these chapters should look to concern other people's feelings and be just a little more considerate
| katrina franklin 2/5/11 . chapter 1
this first chapter is couragous and free falling.i enjoyed reading this article and it reminds me of all the jacob fans that would enjoy to fuck up whoever wrote this chapter until they were black and blue.i enjoy that this writer was not afraid to go out on a limb and test their ideas and let young readers express their oppionions. i also enjoyed the fact that this writer was not afraid to change the plot line of stephenie meyer's twilight.i'm sure thAT ANY READER WILL ENJOY THIS CHAPTER IF THEY ARE ABLE TO LAUGH AT THEMSELVES AND HAVE A GOOD TIME. however i think that the way they wrote this chapter could be inproved ever so slightly. if they think that the way they write this will be excepted and not changed they are going to get a rude awakening. i think that it is good that they switch up the point of views from stephanie's bella to their own third person limited version. i think that young readers would enjoy this if it were to be published and i give it a thumbs up for creativity.
| TheLemonyGhostWriter 12/28/10 . chapter 1
hilarious! even though i am so team jacob and would assume he'd be unbelievable in the sack, this was funny!
| decyferdown 11/27/10 . chapter 15
ahahaa i miss this fanfic SO MUCH. :( twas good stuff.
| 2fantabulush 10/8/10 . chapter 14
I'm speechless. This shizznit is filarious fo' shizzle!
| 2fantabulush 10/8/10 . chapter 11
This reminds me of "Harold & Kumar Go to White Castle". 1 goal millions of failed attempts. LMFAO
| 2fantabulush 10/8/10 . chapter 9
OMG! Bella has a shit load stuck up in her snatch huh?
| 2fantabulush 10/8/10 . chapter 5
I can't stop laughing! Finally a fic that portrays Bella as the dumb, whiney bitch that she is.
| 2fantabulush 10/8/10 . chapter 2
Yay Mike Newton's dead. Booooooh he didn't suffer! LOL