I was a little confused at the line "come willing as a wife" - does this imply that Kojuuro is coming to him willingly (to fight)?

Regardless, this is very, very lovely.

Oh, wow...
Nice!

hehe, Matsunaga was being really evil here. I was surprised when I found out the kind of prize he wanted but I chuckled too. Original and funny drabble, lol :P