Very amusing! Just one thing - at the beginning I noticed that you kept switching between past and present tense. Just to make it clearer, you should stick to one tense. Aside from that though, this was very enjoyable, and the Nadsat was handled very well. Well done!

wasn't expecting to find this, so reading this was a real pleasure. I could *hear* Alex's voice, and that's a good thing... :)

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