if... his eyebrows are his erogenous zone...
wouldn't plucking them technically be somewhat of an equivalent to *ahem* masturbating?

LOL

>(and don't lie, I know you guys started singing the song from Mulan as soon as you saw "Let's get down to business" ಠ_ಠ)

Ahahahaha i love you

Let's get down to business...

I didn't think about it until you mentioned it. Now the song is in my head.

Oh, lovely story! It's so sweet and funny. Erogenous zone~

"it was a term I used lovingly." That part made me giggle madly. I love how you write France and England. :D

Oh my god...the eyebrows XD Love it! Thanks for posting!