"Pothead Brad"?! Aw that´s so great! *snicker*
And Schu still got away with it, now that´s something to be proud of xDD
Heh, and Schwarz must be a great family with sparkly toothpast... and a German who really cares about his poor food, right?^^
But anyways, sweet and funny little story, it´s amazing that you can write something so un-angsty so well because you´re so good at the angst, too...
But I have a tiny advice to the German, it would be better to use "mein Führer" than just "Führer"... it´s not wrong at all and it´s a problem at all if you just write "Führer", but "mein Führer" (which means "my leader") is more common when you want to refer to Hitler... but oh well, probably I´m the only person who cares about this, just wanted to point it out. Don´t be angry! *makes big blue chibi eyes*

Not Aya/Yohji, no, but at least it's fluff. And funny. And it's you, of course! I liked your characterizations of Brad and Schu, especially Brad catching Schu off guard. Not an easy thing to do, I imagine. Also love your disclaimer.