By the Gods, even Gollum didn't deserve that...

I love this. It beutifully sums up what the mary sues do to good stories. Ah... laughing in the face of tragity. XD
My favorite quote:
Galadriel's Journal
Lothlorien, February 15, 3019

Today the Fellowship moves on. A great evil passes from my domain, and a vast dank shadow lifts from the hearts of my people.

Oh, and the One Ring is leaving, too.
Epic Win!

Excellent! Best Mary-Sue fic I've seen yet!

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOL! Can't... stop... laughing!! Seriously, this is highlarious!! And I so get where you are coming from on the mary sue thing. They are so anoying!! I love Tolkien. The Lord of the Ring series was the first really long novel series that I read, and I love them. Thanks so much for your story!

Ok, that was lol.

I wanted more ridiculous names :)

That made me laugh (:

Absolutely brilliant. The part about Gandalf and him falling on his sword (which was seamlessly carried out in the next journal entry) was pure genius.

LOTR fanfics always make me chuckle.

:D
Excellent work!

Celia

Bloody Brillaint

haha love it. This is the best one-shot ever. no joke. xD

I had the kind of wretched day today where I really needed cheering up, and of course, I knew where to turn. Nine Men and a Little Lady!! ;)

Kielle, you were a brilliant author, and your stories always make me smile no matter how many times I've read and reread them. Everyone who knew you or knew *of* you continues to miss you.

One of the best and most hilarious one-shots I've ever read. XD You definitely deserve all the reviews you've gotten for it so far. :)

Thank you so very much! It's been too long since I read anything that made me laugh so hard.

Oh please Did Gollum freaking ate the Marie Sue. PLEASE
That is PERFECT!

Though I feel bad for the poor Gollum, he never did anything to deserve that, no no... killing his friend and all is so not worth that punishment... ;)

I didn't understand why such a short story had so many reviews, now I get it. HILARIOUS.

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AHAHAHAAHAHAHHAHAHHA! XD Dear gods, that was BRILLIANT! More Sues should be devoured as such; you've done the world a great service! <3 I totally look forward to reading the rest of your stories :3

Bloody classic!

Ha ha, That was great and very much needed.