Aw, I liked this! Very sweet and the writing style suits them.

HAA!

(falls off the bed clutching her laptop to save it from breakage as roommate stares for three seconds then says 'fuck it' and goes back to MTV)

I approve. Very funny. Sequel from Parker's p.o.v. or something.

ridiculously wonderfully hilarious!

This is so aloofly involved that it's ironically hilarious. I'm adding this to favs so I can crack myself up whenever I want. I fdon't know what you were trying to do with this story, but it worked out anyway. Great job :)